anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
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Today, I had to explain to my husband why putting on dirty underwear after a shower defeats the purpose. We had this discussion in the middle of me giving him head. FML
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lionandthelamb61 9
Didn't your mother teach you not to talk with your mouth full?
NippsSlipps 10
Multi tasking....nice
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SupermanXL 3
Having a discussion and giving head cannot physically be done simultaneously. One would have to be interrupting the progress of the other. And if he was getting head, I dont think the underwear was on yet anyway.
ryan_fuller 1
Did you spit or swallow?
Strwbry3Shortcke 8
You had a conversation in the middle of giving him head? Damn girl, you talented!
BH1126 11
One of the many reasons I date women.
virgineye_fml 1
Ewwwwwwww !
SettoFail 9
That's gross and unfortunate for you lol
cassandraoh 0
Lol, definitely a married couple scenario.
jacob4592 0
He must me a good sweet talker if he can do that and still get head lol
Cosmic_Horror 1
You should have waited to bring this up until later. I find it doubtful the dirtiness made it impossible to go on--you could have just pulled them all the way down around from the area you were attending.
onanymouse 1
You are very talented to be able to have a conversation while giving a blowie.