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Today, I woke up to two text messages from my mother. The first said, "You could've had this for breakfast. How do you like your eggs?" The next text was a picture message of her naked. I think it was meant to be sent to her boyfriend. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38539) - you deserved it (2754)

On 11/04/2010 at 3:32pm - intimacy - by traumatized4life (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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Your dad likes em "over easy" while hes makin it "hard boiled" for your mom, eh? I hope this doesn't "scramble" your relationship, but let's be optimistic and stay "sunny-side up" (;

Well those were some eggstremely lame puns! :P

#9 - On 11/04/2010 at 7:08pm by I_iz_B_a_troll

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Text her that you're a vegan.

#13 - On 11/04/2010 at 7:18pm by littlexlion

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