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By Anonymous - 01/03/2019 17:00 - United States - La Vista

Today, my mom screamed at me for an hour for giving my sister an STD. Not only am I a virgin, I'm an only child. FML
I agree, your life sucks 916
You deserved it 57
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Gofuckyourself 24

What.. the.. ****..?

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Wobba1470 11

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

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Gofuckyourself 24

What.. the.. ****..?

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LadyRen 20

Mommy needs to lay off the sauce

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bl3ur0z3 17

I hope you have someone you can talk to to get your mom to help she needs.

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newwitch2010 11

One question, how many drugs is your mom taking?

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RichardPencil 30

You killed your sister with an STD? Savage! In some circles, you can do anal sex and still qualify as a virgin. I don’t even want to know the details of how you did it — I’d be an accessory to murder!

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Henry8cooper 15

over there where you live - do they offer classes for people who can't read properly? If so - you should go there. Also I am pretty sure, you can get some medication to cure your overactive imagination. So today's tasks for you: 1. Find school that offers 'read and understand' courses. 2. See a doctor about your brain dysfunction. I really hope it turns out well for you.

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T1A2Z3 34

Dude. That's Richard Pencil. Know your audience.

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timinator5000 28

Henry do they have classes for understanding sarcasm? And yes in some religious minds, anal and oral doesn't count as losing your virginity.

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Gofuckyourself 24

... He was joking. Maybe on your to-do list for the day could be: 1. Understand sarcasm 2. Apply sarcasm to real life 3. Learn to take a joke. You're welcome 😊

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Jessepowers 9

you deserved it cause you hear stuff

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