Today, my mom screamed at me for an hour for giving my sister... - FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2019 17:00 - United States - La Vista

Today, my mom screamed at me for an hour for giving my sister an STD. Not only am I a virgin, I'm an only child. FML

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Gofuckyourself 24

Saturday 2 March 2019 0:10

What.. the.. ****..?

Wobba1470 11

Saturday 2 March 2019 0:22

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

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ace135 3

Saturday 2 March 2019 2:26

This is some game of thrones shit up in here

EmDizzle2007 28

Saturday 2 March 2019 2:27

are the moderators trying to build positive karma by just passing whatever these days??

BurnInDemonFire 33

Saturday 2 March 2019 2:30

What the hell? Did your mom fall off the wagon, and land face first in all the drugs, before washing them down with tons of booze? My grandmother had Alzheimer's, and even she didn't say anything this crazy.

T1A2Z3 34

Saturday 2 March 2019 10:53

Do you have a really close family friend she regards as your sister?

honestjane 22

Saturday 2 March 2019 14:33

What in the methamphetamine is she going on about? Seriously though, is she supposed to be taking meds and decided she didn't need them because she felt ok?

Erica Antonia 4

Sunday 24 March 2019 22:09

This is why we don’t smoke meth kids

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