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Today, I went directly from the shopping mall to the hospital. My sister had slammed my hand in the car door, all because I considered purchasing a dress that looked like something she might buy for herself. FML


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On 08/12/2014 at 1:34am - health - by vicious_fashion (woman) - United States (Idaho)

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Your sister is a bitch who needs to get over herself...sorry op :( hope your hand gets better soon

#2 - On 08/12/2014 at 5:34am by little_star78

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She sounds nice

#1 - On 08/12/2014 at 5:33am by poulkrebs

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