Health: Today, I went directly from the shopping mall to the hospital.... - FML

By vicious_fashion - 12/08/2014 05:34 - United States - Meridian

Today, I went directly from the shopping mall to the hospital. My sister had slammed my hand in the car door, all because I considered purchasing a dress that looked like something she might buy for herself. FML

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vicious_fashion 14

Tuesday 12 August 2014 16:06

Thank you everyone for your comments. To clarify, my sister is 15 and it was an accidental hand slamming while in the heat of her argument that I was "copying her style". (Which is why you should never slam doors or break things when you're mad! Use your words!)

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little_star78 13

Tuesday 12 August 2014 11:34

Your sister is a bitch who needs to get over herself...sorry op :( hope your hand gets better soon

poulkrebs 20

Tuesday 12 August 2014 11:33

She sounds nice

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MacWorms 10

Monday 18 August 2014 19:54

The question is... How did you type this then -__-

Liamj774 36

Friday 22 August 2014 19:36

Hundredth. lol nobody is gonna see this

DarianM 18

Tuesday 16 January 2018 12:45

uhM how DARE you even consider wearing something your sister might want to wear!!! I'm honestly shocked....that's so against the sister code :b

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