Today, I got tasered by a cop. It was his second day on the job. My crime? Sneezing during a sobriety test. FML

by Anonymous / 05/05/2012 at 7:44am / United States / Health

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  • Cop: I'm gonna need you to walk on the line, son.
    OP: Sir, I swear I'm not dru--ATCHOO!
    Cop: We've got a fighter! *Zap Zap*

    This is how most cops behave anyway. I see a promotion in his future.

    #9 - On 05/05/2012 at 1:36pm by The_Hitdude

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  • My dad once saw a naked man with a spear running around a park get tazed.

    #7 - On 05/05/2012 at 1:36pm by bobbeta30

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