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Today, I got tasered by a cop. It was his second day on the job. My crime? Sneezing during a sobriety test. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31466) - you deserved it (2317)

On 05/05/2012 at 7:44am - health - by Anonymous - United States

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Cop: I'm gonna need you to walk on the line, son.
OP: Sir, I swear I'm not dru--ATCHOO!
Cop: We've got a fighter! *Zap Zap*

This is how most cops behave anyway. I see a promotion in his future.

#9 - On 05/05/2012 at 1:36pm by The_Hitdude

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My dad once saw a naked man with a spear running around a park get tazed.

#7 - On 05/05/2012 at 1:36pm by bobbeta30

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