Anonymous
Raleigh, United States
Today, I found out my roommate spits the mouthwash back into the bottle after he gargles. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
SpitBreathe
Iran Islamic Republic of
Drink it instead!
Today, I found out why the amount of mouthwash hasn't been decreasing much recently when I walked in on my dad using it and then spitting some of it back in the bottle. FML
Anonymous
United States
Morning pick-me-up
Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML
Laura
France
Today, I saw my boyfriend spitting the mouthwash back into the bottle, because, "this stuff is really expensive." FML
Jodi Sanford
Grossed out
Today, I asked my roommate to spit in the toilet instead of the sink so I wouldn't have to touch it. When I rinsed the sink after brushing my teeth, he said, "Why would you touch the sink? It’s gross." FML
SinkyBalls
Canada
Today, I found out my roommate thinks the sink is an appropriate place to wash his junk. FML
stitchwitch
The runs
Today, I found out that my psycho roommate replaced my milk with milk of magnesia. How? By taking a huge gulp. Tonight is going to be fun. FML
Anonymous
Valley Stream, United States
Dude, WTF?
Today, my roommate reached a whole new level of laziness: I caught him casually peeing into an empty beer bottle while laying in bed. FML
jagerbombs
United States
Party hard
Today, I woke up at a stranger's house after a long night of drinking. Before leaving, I decided to steal some mouthwash so I didn't smell like a liquor store. Thinking of the night before, I instinctively downed the Listerine like a shot and puked everywhere. FML
cantstopfeelingit
Gross!
Today, my roommate moved out. When I went into his room, I found a few things he forgot. Specifically, his beer bottle filled with nail clippings. I emptied it onto my hand before I realized what it was. FML
shittysituation
Milpitas, United States
Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML
Top comments
DocBastard 40
As long as it isn't a communal bottle of mouthwash, you're probably fine. If it is, WHY THE **** ARE YOU SHARING MOUTHWASH?
Zmeilerr 22
I wonder what else he spits.
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hideyoself 4
That's an odd habit
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
Maybe he's been using that mouthwash for years..
beccaishereyay 11
Haha more like a disgusting habit. Stop sharing with your roommate!
edibleamazing 4
Saves a lot of money ^
beccaishereyay 11
Anything that belongs in the bathroom should not be shared. Unless its hair products or body wash.
theHIGHroad2 5
It's called recycling!
_Oblivion_ 12
Just get new mouthwash and get over it, you've probably done worse things without knowing it.
TheCaterpiller 6
25 - but I share a bath, and that's in a bathroom
beccaishereyay 11
50- I hope your roommate pees in there
Cad6 24
At least the roommate saves money.
ladyLALAA 29
Least he doesn't swallow! And Becca, I feel like you've had your own issues in the bathroom... Care to share with FML?
DrDilllonReese 12
One question... It never struck you as odd that one bottle of mouthwash never ran out?
TheElderTROLLZ 15
He's conserving money! OP won't be buying any more mouthwash for a couple of years...
BlvckScvle 2
Rinse mouth with mouth wash, spits back dirty wash into bottle, bacteria dies in bottle, ????, profit. Sarcasm off//. That's nasty bruh
Fiskerz 0
A penny saved is a penny earned..
Zmeilerr 22
I wonder what else he spits.
olpally 33
Yikes... I don't want to know that answer...
beccaishereyay 11
Cum guzzler!
iamyummylicious 14
I personally prefer to swallow.
rabbittboi 18
Added protein.
rabbittboi 18
That's added protein.
LightningCactus 12
Thanks for the nutrition fact...
gamercanadian 11
31 I frkin love u, made my day
yankfan89 27
Never share anything with your roommate again.
tylersign 11
Hey, it's just the three Rs. Reduce- Reduce the amount of mouthwash needed to purchase Reuse- Reuse the mouthwash Recycle- Recycle the mouthwash for future use
dessyrae 0
Yuck
22cute 17
Your roomate is an ass.
ImDominicanSMD 5
Lol
Roflmaoqxz 3
Nerd alert here, but what is that chemical structure in this person's profile pic? Also to the op that story made me cringe in disgust.
msl1333 4
162- it's adenosine triphosphate (ATP); sometime referred to in laymen's terms as the energy currency of the cell, though it has other functions as well.
Rhetorical 0
just a little diluted, but still works! you will still have fresh breath before you date with the big girl
DocBastard 40
As long as it isn't a communal bottle of mouthwash, you're probably fine. If it is, WHY THE **** ARE YOU SHARING MOUTHWASH?
thenoobftw 3
They made a spit pact now.
ThaKoolKidsKlub 3
Trust him. He's a doctor.
Mariebaz 11
Hey, they've got a special thing going Doc.
emeraldisle 30
That's just gross.
ClassyCommando 13
Real men swallow.
onlychildFTW 34
That's why I also swallow! Lol.
DogsPaw 16
Swallowing mouthwash isn't good for you... Good job not picking up on his sarcasm.
rabTAI 3
That's really bad and why the ef people think you deserve that.
EduJav321 24
In here, There'll always be trolls that say that, no exceptions, trust me, I've seen completely tragic fmls and ppl still say it
aaahhhfire21 0
Tbh op deserves it simply cause that's something u prolly shouldn't share with someone considering most ppl swig straight from the bottle and obviously one douche spits back
Calyx_fml 22
Reduce, reuse, recycle.
Pegasister_fml 5
For a green world, and even greener teeth
DiscoRanger 0
I don't think that applies here...
IamSharkWeek 0
Couldn't you tell it didn't look right?
Jannettecooks 1
The floating popcorn kernels should have given it away.
Vert90 11
He might just be a little misguided. Some people have little stupid things that they've done since childhood and they don't really think of it and don't realise if they did something odd.