Health: Today, I found out my roommate spits the mouthwash back into...

By Anonymous - 20/03/2012 15:37 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I found out my roommate spits the mouthwash back into the bottle after he gargles. FML

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By SpitBreathe - 25/10/2020 14:00 - Iran Islamic Republic of

Today, I found out why the amount of mouthwash hasn't been decreasing much recently when I walked in on my dad using it and then spitting some of it back in the bottle. FML

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Morning pick-me-up

By Anonymous - 30/01/2011 05:05 - United States

Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML

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By Laura - 03/05/2012 07:55 - France

Today, I saw my boyfriend spitting the mouthwash back into the bottle, because, "this stuff is really expensive." FML

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Grossed out

By Jodi Sanford - 09/10/2021 11:01

Today, I asked my roommate to spit in the toilet instead of the sink so I wouldn't have to touch it. When I rinsed the sink after brushing my teeth, he said, "Why would you touch the sink? It’s gross." FML

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By SinkyBalls - 30/08/2011 03:56 - Canada

Today, I found out my roommate thinks the sink is an appropriate place to wash his junk. FML

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The runs

By stitchwitch - 18/05/2023 00:06

Today, I found out that my psycho roommate replaced my milk with milk of magnesia. How? By taking a huge gulp. Tonight is going to be fun. FML

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Dude, WTF?

By Anonymous - 18/03/2016 20:57 - United States - Valley Stream

Today, my roommate reached a whole new level of laziness: I caught him casually peeing into an empty beer bottle while laying in bed. FML

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Party hard

By jagerbombs - 30/12/2009 19:08 - United States

Today, I woke up at a stranger's house after a long night of drinking. Before leaving, I decided to steal some mouthwash so I didn't smell like a liquor store. Thinking of the night before, I instinctively downed the Listerine like a shot and puked everywhere. FML

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Gross!

By cantstopfeelingit - 16/12/2019 05:00

Today, my roommate moved out. When I went into his room, I found a few things he forgot. Specifically, his beer bottle filled with nail clippings. I emptied it onto my hand before I realized what it was. FML

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By shittysituation - 05/01/2015 06:27 - United States - Milpitas

Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML

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DocBastard 38

Tuesday 20 March 2012 18:51

As long as it isn't a communal bottle of mouthwash, you're probably fine. If it is, WHY THE **** ARE YOU SHARING MOUTHWASH?

Zmeilerr 22

Tuesday 20 March 2012 18:50

I wonder what else he spits.

Comments

nicxx 5

Tuesday 20 March 2012 21:16

I'd slap him silly

MigraineurOfLife 15

Tuesday 20 March 2012 21:16

Hey... He was just trying to save you guys money by making it last twice as long. Yeah... OK, ewwww!

Draven69 6

Tuesday 20 March 2012 21:18

How'd you find that out in the first place? O.o Like did you see him doing it or something? Either way, that's awful...

heavynnicole 1

Tuesday 20 March 2012 21:33

Omg that is disgusting :)

chels1994 11

Tuesday 20 March 2012 21:39

Buy your own and hide it....good

iraqvet0405 1

Tuesday 20 March 2012 21:42

Now every time I turn the mouth wash bottle up I will wonder HMMMMMN

stormchaser24 24

Tuesday 20 March 2012 21:48

Well, do you share it? I am assuming yes since you posted this but YDI for sharing it.

Shadowfros 3

Tuesday 20 March 2012 21:48

So gross

sulhaq 4

Tuesday 20 March 2012 21:53

You're either lying or completely and utterly stupid. After spitting back mouthwash into TE bottle just once, it turns all bubbly and whitish.

groupleader 7

Tuesday 20 March 2012 21:53

I just threw up in my mouth, it's ok though, I have my own mouthwash.

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