In Pain
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Alexa, play "Medication" by Spiritualized
Today, I had gum surgery. I can't laugh. I can't smile. I can't talk. I can't eat. All I can do is wait for the pain medication to kick in. FML
Top comments
qazaq 1
That bites
Pelreskovich 11
Crush up the pills, you'll feel nothing but happy very, very shortly.
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Comments (148)
qazaq 1
That bites
ILEIKGURLS 0
Hardy har har.
Pentium_4 27
mime status
steviesnm 6
..No
Iheartfunny 1
OP cant laugh eh. I better not say anything funny then. Too bad because I totally had something for this.
bfrench95 0
You can still play call of duty :)
n_epic_fail 14
Makes that new years resolution to lose weight easier doesn't it? (that's a lot of peoples resolution)
girl112891 7
Grab a book, lay in bed and have some juice. Reading is great distraction and avoiding people should keep you from having to move your mouth at all. Good luck.
Jakesterk96 8
I can't laugh at this FML. I can't smile while reading this FML. I can't talk to someone about this FML. I can't eat after reading this FML.
DetLions32 6
Can always sleep
bamagrl410 31
I may have to have the same surgery. Now I'm afraid because I was told "it's not that bad". Figures.
mnblkjpoi 0
Then don't do any thing funny
emmaa3451 11
OP can write on FML though
girl112891 7
Just not read the comments.
xXxXxMasonxXxXx 7
Well thank god for pain meds I guess =/
konjaman 0
Im finding it hard to do anything! You see I can't smile without you!
ILEIKGURLS 0
Aww. That sucks op. I wouldn't be on this website then...
Cyacide 4
If i was the OP, your comment would have caused me pain.
Pelreskovich 11
Crush up the pills, you'll feel nothing but happy very, very shortly.
GoW_Chick 15
Let's not have OP snorting pills like an addict lol.
Pelreskovich 11
I'm not trying to influence OP, just suggesting an option! :D
Pelreskovich 11
You're relaying known information.. I was condoning that OP should do that.. Everyone needs to settle down.. But if OP wants to have a bit more fun and has some self control then ehh.. ;)
GoW_Chick 15
Don't lie, your comment was thick with peer pressure, but hey everyone is doing it! :P
AmbrosiaWriter 17
I guess your "shtick" on this website is to come up with the most stupid and dangerous "advice" that you can and then dance around saying "It's only an suggestion." Got it.
Pelreskovich 11
I caught you on that cat shit and now you've got me cornered on the drugs.. Oh shucks. I guess I'll admit it. CRUSH EM UP OP! Go go go! :P
Pelreskovich 11
Oh so serious Ambrosia.. Obviously GoW_Chick is the only one who understands how non-serious my comments are.. At least someone does.
coried91 28
#38 thank you for pointing out the obvious..
ladyLALAA 29
5 you really should learn to be more careful about what you say on the Internet.. Jokes! Who really cares!!
BIEBERSLAYER 10
Hey she may as well get the most enjoyment out of an otherwise painful problem. Plus op can't had mouth surgery so swallowing might suck so snort up!
CVeNgineer 0
Um okay well I'm sure that everyone who has ever gone to a dentist has felt this way atleast once
bitchslapped22 14
She got gum SURGERY, she didn't just get her gums numbed.
CVeNgineer 0
Thank you I know how to read, I meant the pain.
Eggers 2
CVe reading isn't your problem, it's comprehension.
farhil 14
Despite the fact that you pointed out that you understood the OP, that comment managed to make you look more ignorant.
acidburnz1107 10
No don't crush the pills LOL
kickuwithmyfist 1
Everclear and a crazy straw...
astralvagan 20
You can't use straws after dental surgery
evilplatypus 39
Everclear? Why would OP want to listen to a whiner sing about how much their dad screwed up their childhood and about how he's going to be such a better father? To me, that crap would make the pain unbearable.
Troll_spray 6
Lmfaooooooo @37. Im sure he meant the alcoholic drink not the band. Besides what could you possibly want a straw for if your going to listen to everclear and not drink it? XD
Troll_spray 6
you're*** ._.
kickuwithmyfist 1
29-I'm sorry I meant funnel..
GoW_Chick 15
Once those pain pills kick in you won't even care. I wish you a speedy recovery OP.
brianfantana32 10
Don't worry, it will be over with soon, keep smiling
missyj0 12
I don't think OP smiling would help the situation.
whosays1 7
12- Did you not read the FML? She can't smile!
brianfantana32 10
Sorry, I was joking