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Today, I was applying some Icy Hot to my sore thighs, when I accidentally got a little on my dime sacks. For the next hour, it felt like someone had lit a match under my plums. FML


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On 12/26/2010 at 12:59pm - health - by person - Jordan (Amman Governorate)

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Dime sacks? Plums? You should trade those in for a pair of regular testicles

#3 - On 12/26/2010 at 5:36pm by f_alltheirlives

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Should of paying closer attention when going any near the family jewels

#1 - On 12/26/2010 at 5:35pm by josh3847

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