Work, Embarrassing, Poopoo peepee, Coworkers and Health: You OK, hun?

You OK, hun?

By Username - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had diarrhea at work. While trying to be subtle about the noises, the woman in the stall next to me called me by name and asked if I was having trouble. FML

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MrXerxes5 6

Monday 11 July 2011 23:17

My theory: they saw OP walk in and heard something that sounded like a lion roaring

hellogoodbye1996 6

Monday 11 July 2011 23:16

she could probably smell it

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Invierno 10

Thursday 21 July 2011 17:06

Well, that must have been awkward...

lvl19virgin 0

Thursday 26 January 2012 19:28

Shit happens

jlarae12 10

Sunday 13 January 2013 4:00

Woah... Isn't she getting a lil personal there with ya?

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Today, my boyfriend of 5 years almost broke up with me. Why? Our one month old's hair is growing in blonde, and we both have dark hair. Did I cheat? No. I had blonde hair as a child until I was 4... As did everyone else born in my family. I guess this factor doesn't count when you're paranoid. FML

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Today, this might sound silly, but would you like to know what I think is the absolute worst time to get an uncontrollable boner? I'll tell you: While a female doctor is examining your privates. I swear, if there's anything more embarrassing than that, I'd like to know, because I'm still mortified. FML

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Today, I realized the birthmark I have on my chest isn't a birthmark at all; it's a third nipple. FML

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Today, I found out that the phone number I switched to used to host an amateur phone sex hotline. I found this out after getting several calls by teenagers, who sounded as if they were masturbating, even as I yelled that they had the wrong number. FML

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Today, a woman came into the gas station where I work, yelling because her credit card wouldn't read at the pump. I politely told her that I could set the pump up for a set amount, and she could swipe the card at the register. Her response? "You need Jesus." FML

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Today, I walked outside to find my 3 year-old daughter and her pet fish playing together on the swings. FML

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Today, in the middle of sex, a bee stung me on the vulva. Definitely not the kind of prick I was expecting to get. FML

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Today, I was stopped by a cop while walking down the street. He was slowly trailing me before pulling along side of me and asking how my night was going. He then said, "You know I can't let you do this. Know those new jeans you bought? The sticker is still on the leg" and drove off. FML

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