Today, I met this really attractive guy who introduced himself as Wyan. He was really cool and sweet and we got along pretty well. Then someone informed me that his name is Ryan and that he has a speech impediment, AFTER I had been referring to him as Wyan for quite some time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like "I'm a bear." FML
Today, I bumped into a really cute guy I know. I stuttered and floundered, before saying, "Hi, it's me, Megan Thomas." My surname isn't Thomas, but his is. FML
Today, my friend fixed me up with a guy from her workplace. I'm painfully shy, so I really appreciated it and was looking forward to meeting him, since she described him as very sweet. Once the date got started, he continuously made fun of my speech impediment, until I finally left in tears. FML
Today, my boyfriend was introducing me to some business partners. As he was going along telling me their names, when he introduced me, he called me by my best friend's name. FML
Today, I went out to dinner. The waiter was pretty cute. He greets us, "Hi my name is... (long pause) Jordan." Thinking he was flirting, I quickly smart back, "Are you confused?" He says, "No actually, I have a stutter." FML
Today, I decided to finally tell my name to this really hot guy I had been anonymously chatting with for a couple of weeks. He said he would be fine with whoever I am, and want to go out with me. After sending my name, there was a long, awkward pause, and his last reply to me was, "Oh." FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
Today, I was on vacation, when a very cute guy starting talking to me and asked me what my name was. Overwhelmed and stressed out, I blurted out that I didn't have one. FML
Today, I was sick, and my voice was really low and raspy. A cute guy smiled at me and said hi, so I said hi too. He looked shocked and said, "Sorry bro, thought you were a girl." I am. FML
Today, I finally met the cute guy I've been seeing around town. Bad news is, I was drunk off my ass, and when he told me his name, I burst out laughing because it's the same as my puppy's. He did not take it well. FML
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csigabajnok 0
Wyan that wascally wabbit
davidtheday 0
He probably thought you had the same speech impediment, which is why you hit it off so well.
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Comments (69)
I_Love_FML12345 3
well thats not that bad compared if u got it mistaken for something worse right? but still sucks LOL
SarahhBabi 0
yay Maryland! lol and it says she lives in California
stedfastwolf 11
I have kind of the same problem but with s's but it's because my teeth are just bad because needing braces runs in my family but it's not bad for me really I live in a small town
elmorous 0
Yikes ... Try a little punctuation. That's almost impossible to understand.
authorkid 2
how couldn't you tell i find it hard to believe that he only said his name wrong
tellmeastoryplz4 0
how is that an fml? did he know u were calling him wyan? cause if not then this is not an fml!
godlike1 5
I'm jealous of your username
GraceyGirl523 9
I had the same speech impediment!
clutz123 5
well, if u guys got along even while u were saying his name wrong, that's a good sign
kasparian 0
O
talia_omfg 9
Lmao, ahhh!