Today, I went on a blind date. The first words that came out of his mouth were, "Rape isn't that bad if you think about it." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. He showed up in a shirt that read, "I F*ck On First Dates". FML
Today, I went on a blind date. When I arrived, the guy looked nothing like his profile picture. We started chatting, and things were going fine until he asked, “So, what do you think about my date?” I replied, “Uh, I think it’s going well!” He responded, “I was talking about the waitress. I’m married.” FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
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Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a restaurant. My date took one look at me and said pityingly, "Stuffed your bra, didn't ya? Seriously, why even bother?" The douche then started trying to lecture me on "false advertising". FML
Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML
Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML
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greeneyebeauty9 28
That's when you run like hell.
Kqzza 13
Say "Murder isn't bad if you don't like the person."
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Comments (53)
blupenguin29 14
I'm really curious what his justification is.
jazzyd467 4
That triggered some memories
Darkreign333 23
I am morbidly curious as to what his next words were. but run like hell OP
sasquatchius 3
I'll assume the guy just badly wanted out of the date.
Shmatterhorn 38
OP, the next words out of your mouth should have been "Check, please".
middlenamefrank 8
"Neither is cutting off a man's genitalia."
FMLDerps 9
That's when you run for your ******* life
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Please tell me you reported that creep to your local non-emergency police.
alicelouise66 5
I hope you ended the date right then. that's beyond creepy. yikes!