Today, I was about to get in the shower, when I felt an odd itch in my navel. I saw what I thought was bellybutton lint, so I pulled on it, and quickly realized what I had between my fingers was a still-squirming, headless tick. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found a tick half-buried in my nipple. FML
Today, it took a whole half hour of scratching my head before I realized with horror that the weird tickling sensation I'd been feeling was actually a spider crawling around in my hair. FML
Today, I learned that a innie belly button does not clean itself. I can't begin to describe the horrors I found, after using tweezers to get thirty years worth of "contents" out from inside me. FML
Today, I woke up to a weird feeling on my face. Thinking it was a bug, I slapped at it. It was my freshly-inserted nose ring. FML
Today, I had a walk-in: a tiny tick, crawling through my bathroom window, looking down at me in the shower, wondering whether I might be tasty. The window was closed, by the way. FML
Today, I was laying out in my backyard trying to get some color when I felt a little tickle on my lips. I rubbed them together to satisfy the itch, when I felt a sort of crunchiness popping between them. I had crushed a spider between my lips and its legs were still moving. FML
Today, I was eating a packet of chips while watching TV. I saw a crumb on the table in front of me, so without thinking I picked it up and ate it. It wasn't a crumb. It was a tick. FML
Today, while resting in bed, I felt a slight tickle on my neck. Thinking it was a cockroach, I panicked and flung it across the bedroom. Turns out it was my brand new necklace, which is now broken into dozens of pieces. FML
Today, I noticed a small bite on my arm. I couldn't figure out what it came from until I saw a small insect crawling out of my bra. FML
Today, while making my daily offering of turd to the porcelain throne, I took out my phone and started playing a game. I suddenly felt a tickling sensation on my leg, and I freaked out as I saw hundreds of ants had emerged from behind the toilet. FML
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brittanyayy 8
That's disgusting
Roflsauruz 12
I hope you realize....... The head's still in there somewhere, and it will re-grow its body eventually.
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Comments (221)
gloria89108 1
Yikes !!
bill123nye456 0
Cingrajulations, you now have lymes disease. Have fun with that
Elovena 9
I don't know whether to be shocked you didn't notice, or question when the last time you bathed was.
MerrikBarbarian 9
It's tick season. Dunno about where op is, but I'm pulling multiple ticks a day off me. I'm honestly ready to get myself a flea and tick collar and dart myself with some ivermectin :p
asherm 15
Ya, I'd go visit doc and get antibiotics just in case. Especially since you don't know how long the little bugger was biting you. Good luck OP
TheCorruptid1 6
Sweet Jesus...... I'm afraid I am going to have to put you to sleep sir..... It is for the best. :(
GetDirtyDoWork 1
I'd probably cry
dredkin 5
You should go to the hospital fast, with a head of a tick in your body can give you a bad disease.. I think it is limes disease? But FYL that sucks :(
letsgopens58 4
Are you a dog groomer?? O.o
omfgshiz 7
Ohh nasty.. D;
jessy9514 3
At least it wasn't on your dick.