Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, there was a laundry basket of my clothes sitting in my room. My dad asked me if they were clean or not. When I said I didn't know, he picked up a piece of my clothing, sniffed it, and said it smelled fine. That piece of clothing just so happened to be my underwear. FML
Today, I was doing the laundry but couldn't tell if one basket contained dirty clothes or clean clothes. I put my head down into the basket and took a whiff to check, and smelled something strong. I looked down and noticed I had shoved my nose into my mother's dirty panties and inhaled deeply. FML
Today, I was doing the laundry and changing the bed sheets. I found most of my underwear under my step daughters bed, when I asked her, she said that she liked the way they smelled. FML
Today, my dad decided to be an awesome person and fold my laundry without telling me. Later, I heard my parents having a conversation about a pair of panties that were "like dental floss" and which sister they belonged to. FML
Today, I went to gather the laundry out of the dryer. My daughter had seen my wife put bleach in the washer, so she decided that honey in the dryer would make the clothes smell sweet. She wasn't wrong, but now I have a giant ball of sticky socks and underwear. FML
Today, I woke up to a weird smell in my apartment. I checked everywhere but couldn’t find the source. After a while, I discovered the smell was coming from the pile of laundry I'd left in the corner, laundry that I thought was clean. It was the gym clothes I'd thrown in there three weeks ago. FML
Today, I was doing laundry and realized that my father had left dirty underwear soaking in a bucket outside for the last two weeks. I informed him that they needed to be thrown out, and they smelled like sewage. It's been over 95 degrees outside lately here. He then yelled and sweared at me. FML
Today, I found out that before my grandma washes my clothes, she smells my underwear to "make sure they're dirty." FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, when I came home, my daughter's baby-sitter was busy smelling my thongs. FML
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kaleid0scopeEyes 0
lets see how many people comment trying to justify stained underwear
thenumberblue 0
I pity the fool that smells underwear.
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afatmonkey 0
I posted to inform people of an intresting story that included laundry, like the original fml.
domenic123 0
Fail
cadillackitty 0
the ***** look is "scene" since emo is so 2008. it's the new thing the unloved ones do to be cool and different
blankettt 0
@marleytooyou What's up with you and the word "haters"?
simpledrunkdude 4
lose the makeup marleytooyou and i wuld totlaly bang u. and for all the justin bieber haters, evryone stop making fun of her! XD lol "hes" a ****** chipmunk he can go die in a hole. kiss my naked ass
Gal_Capone 1
Really people? Stop fighting over the way the scene chick looks! I mean, God damn, it's so immature! Yes, we all have the right to our own opinions, but that, under NO circumstances, means they must be voiced! (Which I am aware includes mine, so don't bitch...) Now go out into the real world and complain about the style of people different than you there.
PsychoMerk 0
this thread of comments has lost ALL meaning within the post <_> anyway.... the correct term is Skidmarks :3
Gal_Capone 1
^^ I completely agree
DannyIsAFish 0
At least it wasn't your STEP DAD'S ! Or your great grand father.. Or Father Mark! Or George Bush! Or an alien! You sir, have alot to be thankful for.
tisiphone_fml 0
Meh, fabric softener and dryer sheets do smell good... :) She didn't smell the underwear on *purpose*...
epoh_fml 0
they DO smell good. Nothing quite like hugging someone with freshly laundered clothing on. But all the chemicals make me cringe :/ I wish I could get that yummy smell without the toxins.
WtFiMdAdDy 0
hahaha ydi!