Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, there was a laundry basket of my clothes sitting in my room. My dad asked me if they were clean or not. When I said I didn't know, he picked up a piece of my clothing, sniffed it, and said it smelled fine. That piece of clothing just so happened to be my underwear. FML
Today, I was doing the laundry but couldn't tell if one basket contained dirty clothes or clean clothes. I put my head down into the basket and took a whiff to check, and smelled something strong. I looked down and noticed I had shoved my nose into my mother's dirty panties and inhaled deeply. FML
Today, I was doing the laundry and changing the bed sheets. I found most of my underwear under my step daughters bed, when I asked her, she said that she liked the way they smelled. FML
Today, my dad decided to be an awesome person and fold my laundry without telling me. Later, I heard my parents having a conversation about a pair of panties that were "like dental floss" and which sister they belonged to. FML
Today, I went to gather the laundry out of the dryer. My daughter had seen my wife put bleach in the washer, so she decided that honey in the dryer would make the clothes smell sweet. She wasn't wrong, but now I have a giant ball of sticky socks and underwear. FML
Today, I woke up to a weird smell in my apartment. I checked everywhere but couldn’t find the source. After a while, I discovered the smell was coming from the pile of laundry I'd left in the corner, laundry that I thought was clean. It was the gym clothes I'd thrown in there three weeks ago. FML
Today, I was doing laundry and realized that my father had left dirty underwear soaking in a bucket outside for the last two weeks. I informed him that they needed to be thrown out, and they smelled like sewage. It's been over 95 degrees outside lately here. He then yelled and sweared at me. FML
Today, I found out that before my grandma washes my clothes, she smells my underwear to "make sure they're dirty." FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, when I came home, my daughter's baby-sitter was busy smelling my thongs. FML
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kaleid0scopeEyes 0
lets see how many people comment trying to justify stained underwear
thenumberblue 0
I pity the fool that smells underwear.
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coolbeansrod 0
haha
perdix 31
Please furnish me a mailing address and I'll see what I can do for you. No charge. One day you'll see me and I'll let you buy me a Diet Coke, or a bottle of Kaopectate. ;)
burgerking83 0
How come noone has said that it could be the BEST GAIN COMMERCIAL EVER!!!
ktwoof 0
That is funny and gross, I feel bad for laughing. It's crazy how more comments are of arguing than of the actual FML
jasoniskiing 0
everyone that is hating on becca... go read these comments again with a more humorous attitude. and note the bitchy pathetic way Marley comments on things. I bet becca takes a psychology class in college lol
tylahgrace 12
just so everyone knows and stops saying it over and over again, because you can find her pic on google does not mean it's not her. just because it's on google does it mean that the girl in the pic doesn't exsist? you can pretty much find anyones pics on google, it ain't that hard. if I google my name I get like fifty picture responses and besides, doesn't anyone else think it's kinda weird that you googled her? stalkers much
mjolene 0
Marley I like your hair, it's pretty. Becca, you are ugly and from the looks of your picture you are just like everyone else: an unoriginal, cookie cutter bitch with no personality other than the one given to her by anyone she's around. At least you can tell that Marley sticks to who she is despite all the jealous haters!
djavalanche 0
#77 how gay r u for using the word sweetie? cmon who uses that!
ftwemo 0
all you guys are doing is messing with marleytooyou just because of her pic and everything well I say BACK OFF this is FML not hatersRUs. leave her alone and comment on the fml
spicayyy 0
perv(;
Ross2Smoove 0
lmaoo no good