Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, there was a laundry basket of my clothes sitting in my room. My dad asked me if they were clean or not. When I said I didn't know, he picked up a piece of my clothing, sniffed it, and said it smelled fine. That piece of clothing just so happened to be my underwear. FML
Today, I was doing the laundry but couldn't tell if one basket contained dirty clothes or clean clothes. I put my head down into the basket and took a whiff to check, and smelled something strong. I looked down and noticed I had shoved my nose into my mother's dirty panties and inhaled deeply. FML
Today, I was doing the laundry and changing the bed sheets. I found most of my underwear under my step daughters bed, when I asked her, she said that she liked the way they smelled. FML
Today, my dad decided to be an awesome person and fold my laundry without telling me. Later, I heard my parents having a conversation about a pair of panties that were "like dental floss" and which sister they belonged to. FML
Today, I went to gather the laundry out of the dryer. My daughter had seen my wife put bleach in the washer, so she decided that honey in the dryer would make the clothes smell sweet. She wasn't wrong, but now I have a giant ball of sticky socks and underwear. FML
Today, I woke up to a weird smell in my apartment. I checked everywhere but couldn’t find the source. After a while, I discovered the smell was coming from the pile of laundry I'd left in the corner, laundry that I thought was clean. It was the gym clothes I'd thrown in there three weeks ago. FML
Today, I was doing laundry and realized that my father had left dirty underwear soaking in a bucket outside for the last two weeks. I informed him that they needed to be thrown out, and they smelled like sewage. It's been over 95 degrees outside lately here. He then yelled and sweared at me. FML
Today, I found out that before my grandma washes my clothes, she smells my underwear to "make sure they're dirty." FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, when I came home, my daughter's baby-sitter was busy smelling my thongs. FML
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kaleid0scopeEyes 0
lets see how many people comment trying to justify stained underwear
thenumberblue 0
I pity the fool that smells underwear.
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goonie85 0
Well 83, you didn't capitalize the first word of your opening sentence. You're also missing two periods in your ellipses. Grammar Nazis.... (<--- See what I did there? 4 periods at the end of the sentence to complete the ellipses). Silly.
MadeOfAwesome 1
Only three dots in an ellipsis :3
jvalentino 0
ydi for sniffing undies. hahaha
BenCakes 0
@151 I don't know if you have a clown fetish but I would sleep with becca before marley.
cowcowkrm 0
ROFLMAO ydi for smelling other peoples cloths
GiddyXD 0
lol fyl
cheap123 0
Smell your own cloths, freak.
goonie85 0
170- only 3 dots if in the middle of the sentence. If you're ending the sentence, you use the 3 dot ellipses and then a period. I promise! Thanks for not being mean spirited though!! ;)
Jellytastic 0
ewwwwww! well at least you learned a lesson today: always look before doing something
johnnyexpl0sion 0
"Baby you wont be the same, when you get a whiff of my hershey stains!!"
lawlita 0
^THIS. XD
angrynegro7 16
Chappelle's Show FTW! Hey OP! It looks like you've got something on your nose!
Igor_g5 0
You like sniffing your dads underwear?