Today, during lunch, my coworker offered me her food, claiming she was full. I was still quite hungry, so I accepted it. Halfway through eating the sandwiches, my boss walked in and started interrogating people over who took his lunch. I quickly realized I was the one eating it. FML
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Today, I got a talking-to at work from my new manager for eating other peoples' lunches. Immediately afterwards, I watched my manager leave the room, take MY lunch, and begin eating it. Apparently my new manager is the thief, and I'm now the office pariah who gets the blame. Nobody believes me. FML
Today, I finally caught the person who has now and again been stealing my lunch at work for weeks. It was my boss. I awkwardly watched him eat my sandwich while he talked about how he's been "saving money by bringing food from home." FML
Today, I overheard my coworkers talking about how someone has been stealing lunches from the office fridge. Feeling guilty, I admitted that I took a sandwich yesterday, thinking it was free. Turns out, they were joking to see who’d confess. FML
Today, for what has seemed to be the hundredth time, my labeled bagged lunch was stolen from the fridge at my workplace. I stormed into my boss's office ready to complain, only to find him eating it. FML
Today, I went out for lunch with one of my co-workers. After work, I talked to one of my friends about how unpleasant the lunch was with him. My co-worker was standing behind me listening in the whole time. FML
Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and a few coworkers when my stomach started growling. It was nearly lunchtime and I guess I was hungry. I tried to play it off like it was just a passing rumble, but it wouldn't stop. Eventually, my boss asked if I needed to use the restroom. FML
Today, my boss went out for a few hours. My coworkers saw this as an opportunity to take a 2 hour lunch without getting caught. I stayed at the office to answer the phone, while streaming videos which is a big no no. My boss came back early and caught me, they're all still taking lunch. FML
Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML
Today, I knew my coworker was stealing my lunch, so I made a sandwich with tons of incredibly spicy peppers. He took a bite, shrieked in pain, and ran off sobbing. Unfortunately, he was also in an emergency meeting with an important client, so now my whole department looks like a bunch of morons. FML
Today, I have been victimised by a lunch thief at work for months, despite numerous complaints to management, so I exposed the thief by lacing my curry with that old classic, laxatives. Even though my coworker was caught brown-handed shitting himself, I was the one suspended for making him sick. FML
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calivianya 29
What did you do to piss her off, anyway? You totally got framed.
mk58 31
I must say, I love your username.
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Comments (64)
skyeyez9 24
Either your coworker is an evil bitch, or you did something to piss her off and this was an epic revenge tactic. Or are you both competing for the same promotion?
Maria_Obligacia 14
Ouch that was a DICK move on her part! Shame on her. AND you will have to continue to work with this witch - if the irate boss doesn't find a way to fire you. You know, I would actually talk to the boss. This is now officially a "hostile work environment" and you should seek protection.
MooseKnuckle503 11
I usually don't believe in ratin some one out but I totally would have called that bitch out right in front of the boss. That or punch them in the throat as I walk past them.
CrazedOut 2
if you are a male, she totally likes you, if you are a female.. well she doesnt.. sorry
olhuma 5
The best way out of this situation is described by Homer in the Odyssey. Towards the end of the song that deals with Polyphemus. IIRC, it involves sheep...
incendiaaa 23
either way, I don't think I would eat someone else's food, you never know. and now there's an extra excuse.
Geary519 20
damn u got framed hard
rogierownage 4
Just say "I have it. This person gave it to me without me knowing."
Nessakay 7
Haha, I agree your life sucks ?