Weird family time
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My immediate comeback would have been "How about you don't hug my daughter/your granddaughter because I would hate to have to give her a flea bath, you filthy pigs." I would then have either left (if at their house, or public) or told them in no uncertain terms to GTFO and not ever come back (if at my own house.) You didn't address how your spouse reacted, but if they didn't back you up or defend you then you should give some serious thought to the gene pool you are letting your children swim in, and consider pouring in some bleach by removing some unnecessary in-laws.
Taking a shower everyday isn't good for your skin actually..
That's why moisturizer exists... Just put some on your skin after the shower.
Damn, they mad because you wash your ass everyday? Wow...
Don't feel weird, I take 2 showers per day!
Are they from Europe. I know some areas over there that's still common.
At least your not too dirty
i too shower everyday, i don't understand how you couldn't... i do live in queensland australia where the average temp is 30 degrees celsius. its so muggy most of time you'd smell pretty ripe if you didnt shower every day
Nothing wrong with being clean ^_^
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I think your in-laws have yet to escape medieval times and come to the present, OP. FYL
For a present, give them some body sprays and deodorant. Let them know they need it. Revenge