izaya
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Muskogee, United States
WAKEY WAKEY
Today, I woke up with a electric dog collar on my neck. I wouldn't have noticed it until my stepfather turned the collar to the highest intensity just to wake me up. FML
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YveltalLugia 17
You should probably talk to someone, notably the cops.
pabj208 23
That's assault...
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Comments (114)
amanda182 19
Don't you have to bark or make a loud noise for those to go off? That's kind of cool if he can just shock you by a remote. But I bet that was a huge surprise to wake up to..
connaughty0225 16
#13 not all are just bark collars you also have training collars where you can just zap...and op now you at least have a reason for the games to begin lol
ThatHorse 15
There are also collars that shock you if you get too far from the control source.
kmccain 27
I don't understand the point of bark collars. If there's someone coming up to my house, I want my dog to bark in case it's a burglar or something.
jbebber24 4
Bark collars are used for training your dog not to bark at everything he/she looks at or to train them not to be overly aggressive towards someone or something
amanda182 19
Ok well thanks for the info lol. I know what bark collars are, I just didn't know there were controllers to randomly shock your dog because that's pretty shitty to want to do that in the first place. Not really sure why my comment got so many down votes.
JebMcdeber 11
Because you said it's cool that his stepdad can shock him by a remote. What the hell are you into?
macen 10
perhaps revenge can be found by shocking him back. Maybe a different part of his anatomy? Possibly below the belt?
Unbearable_fml 21
Time to phone the police.
Woedel 25
Have the two of you been in some twisted prank-war or something?
danial1214 21
I wont lie, if the stepfather recorded that and put it on youtube he would make alotta money.
interesting33 37
As would OP with the compensation they'd get after this went to court
Lalala579121 28
You need to be partnered on YouTube to make money from your videos so no, he wouldn't.
ChristinePi 36
That definitely sounds like child abuse....
bulletsinthewind 21
Maybe you should talk to your mom about that
JebMcdeber 11
Stepfather. You know how these things go. If the stepfather's at the point of shocking him/her with a dog collar, I doubt the mom is going to do anything. Not a good situation.
myanichole 22
If someone woke me up like that they should definitely watch out. I hate getting woke up in stupid ways, and that's very high up on the list. I'm nasty when I'm tired.
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
Same. They'd never find the body...
dangousity 21
Someone sounds ready for a orange suit.
MrThump 16
Time for payback! Mind **** him by putting his keys and shit in random places. Do just enough to drive him nuts but he doesn't realise your the culprit. Keep putting his clean clothes in the laundry. Whatever just **** with him mentally.