izaya
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Muskogee, United States
WAKEY WAKEY
Today, I woke up with a electric dog collar on my neck. I wouldn't have noticed it until my stepfather turned the collar to the highest intensity just to wake me up. FML
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YveltalLugia 17
You should probably talk to someone, notably the cops.
pabj208 23
That's assault...
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Naith 14
You might need to get a new alarm Can I recommend this one I have Sonic Bomb SBB500SS https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B000OOWZUK/ref=cm_sw_r_awd_OrJMvb75M4GEG
Naith 14
Here is a U.S. Link http://www.amazon.com/Sonic-SBB500ss-Vibrating-Alarm-Clock/dp/B000OOWZUK
heyitsaliciaaa 20
Ouch
Jonkbaby 23
shit.. sorry op
dcam13 19
^^actually #1 I think (s)he needs to get a new step-dad.
MyNameIsLaughter 18
Can anybody fill us in on what #1 said? It's already been moderated.
shells3173 16
what was his reason of doing.that, seek some help op.
lexiieeex3 32
Regardless of the reason, it's still illegal.
football98_fml 20
Some role model he is
pabj208 23
That's assault...
sonasonic 34
Why did you remove the battery?
Durantye 8
So that it wouldn't shock more people silly 90.
ihavenolifehaha 16
Don't worry op, it was just a joke.
Woedel 25
"Joke" or not, that is not appropriate.
jerryj 27
If someone punched you in the gut, would you find it a joke as well?
Durantye 8
Haha yeah, such a joke, here #9 have some acid in your face in the morning, haha what a wake up call amirite? Such funny jokes here, ha ******* ha.
Katerchen 15
That's kinky.
YveltalLugia 17
You should probably talk to someone, notably the cops.
whassallt26 13
That must have been a shock