izaya
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Muskogee, United States
WAKEY WAKEY
Today, I woke up with a electric dog collar on my neck. I wouldn't have noticed it until my stepfather turned the collar to the highest intensity just to wake me up. FML
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YveltalLugia 17
You should probably talk to someone, notably the cops.
pabj208 23
That's assault...
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sprints54 19
Get him back lol
Walter_Sobchak 7
Sounds like the Oklahoma I know and hate, let me guess. it was somewhere around Bixby?
robthegray 3
make sure you're north of the mason Dixon by 2040 because when I become president I plan on selling the entire south to mexico to piss off all the rednecks
anonymous198913 26
I think that's illegal... Talk to someone about it
cbewley6402 4
call the cops
BaconForMoi 14
Is no one going to question if the stepfather got in trouble for abuse?