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izaya This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff Muskogee, United States

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Today, I woke up with a electric dog collar on my neck. I wouldn't have noticed it until my stepfather turned the collar to the highest intensity just to wake me up. FML

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You should probably talk to someone, notably the cops.

That's assault...

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Hahaha I laughed so hard

they want you to 'bow'

Call CPS on his ass.

Sounds like a classic to me. I have not laughed so hard in a long time.

hoodgirl101 12

Kinky

You should have started pretending to have a seizure and when he went to help you punch him in the face

What the ****

Pretty sure this classes as child abuse. Call the police OP!

patwo8 14

That sucks

put the collar on him but also glue his hands together and just shock him all day