Today, after recently discovering that I need a bone marrow transplant, my girlfriend got tested to see if she could be a donor. When the results came back with a negative match, she blurted out, "Oh thank god." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Welshite 40
She still got tested. I think she would have gone through with it if she was indeed a match, but anyone (including myself) would be dreading the surgery.
AnthonyWheeler15 24
It was a nice gesture that she tested to see if she could, but that wasn't really a proper response, even if she was afraid to go through with the procedure. Good luck finding a doner OP!
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Comments (135)
Raykyogrou03 12
Well yeah, that shit hurts
LilFlutter 10
The best of wishes to you that you find a donor!
romanul12 7
well she did still get tested but.. dump that bitch
rydin10 18
She obviously was going to do it if she was a match. She was just relieved because, who WANTS to ******* transplant bone marrow.
Elfkid21 19
What. The. ****!!!! Dude! Get yourself a new goddamm girlfriend!! that shit is not ******* acceptable!! I am absolutely disgusted!!! and I can say this shit! I got a bone marrow transplant a few years ago. And I'm sorry, Friend, but you have a horrible ******* road a head of you.... I do wish you the absolute best of luck with EVERYTHING (yes you will get use to taking all the meds, no there is NOTHING to make the nausea from the chemotherapy or the radiation any less terrible.. ) i am so sorry. But something that WILL help you. Indescribably so; Surround yourself with people who truly do care about you and love you. and get rid of that bitch. With what you are about to faced with, you DO NOT need that ******* bull shit!!! How goddamm selfish can she be???? if she WAS a match she could SAVE YOUR LIFE!!! And if she WAS a match, the procedure to get HER bone marrow is so ******* easy.
SPN_lover666 27
She got tested, so she was probably going to do it if she had to. If someone I loved needed a transplant, I would get tested to see if I am a match. If I am not, of course I will be relieved, but sad. I am terrified of the hospital, and any time I don't have to go there, I am excited as Hell. How dare you judge OP's girlfriend when you don't even know her
Bludmagnus 13
She may have mistakenly thought that would mean you are related maybe? Or is she just stupid?
Rectov 10
Transplanting bone marrow is painful. I don't blame her
AwkwardKarma 18
Um. You know that removing bone marrow is really painful right? I would've said "Thank God" too. She still loves you enough to be tested.
anonymous198913 26
At least she got tested... I think she was just stressed about the surgery... It probably had nothing to do with being your donor...
Pepsiisbae 15
Yeah she shouldnt have done that but who wants to have surgery and finding out you dont would be a relief she probably wouldve done it if she could