Transportation: Today, whilst riding my brand new dirt bike for the first time,...

By E_G_G_S_O_U_P - 08/12/2016 13:12

Today, whilst riding my brand new dirt bike for the first time, the chain broke and slashed me down the back of the left leg with such force that it chipped the bone. FML

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Thursday 8 December 2016 23:15

Jesus OP! That sounds super painful. FYL indeed

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I'm so sorry OP! Make sure you dealership/Company pay for all the medical bills.

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Dasin6 8

Saturday 10 December 2016 15:27

thats chopping not slashing holy **** that would hurt

lasr002 2

Saturday 10 December 2016 18:40

Couldn't have been wearing full gear. YDI OP, ATGATT

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