Work: Today, while working at a fast food restaurant, I stayed a little... - FML

By donezo - 26/06/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, while working at a fast food restaurant, I stayed a little overtime to help my manager with dishes. A kid pooped in the slide in the playground area attached to the restaurant itself. I'm the smallest one there. I had to crawl UP the slide to find and clean the poop. FML

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bobtea 1

Friday 26 June 2009 12:35

Could have been worse. At least it wasn't in the ball pit, and you didn't have to dig around for it. But FYL, haha.

Darth_Taco 14

Friday 26 June 2009 13:03

I've heard of a lot of these cases. I'm starting to consider super-gluing my kids' diapers on when I have them. I am so sorry.

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nairda444 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 18:38

That's whymat you get for working at mcdonalds

zomg62 0

Sunday 28 March 2010 9:26

Dirty job !

missmontreal97 4

Saturday 7 August 2010 6:18

what did he do ? pulled his pants down and slide while pooping ?

guitar0501 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 21:16

you should have beat the shit out of that kid, then made him clean it up.

dirtbiker267 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 6:42

At least they didn't make you go down on a hunt

gagahippo 0

Sunday 29 January 2012 17:35

Sounds like a shitty situation

Blue_berry_594 0

Thursday 23 February 2012 4:18

At least it wasn't adult poop.

kirstyannemiller 4

Sunday 3 June 2012 22:28

It was a McDonalds wasnt it? So many good memories made in those soft play areas:)

INeedAUserNamr 13

Wednesday 2 April 2014 12:53

Serves you right for staying over time

fiveforfighting 26

Monday 8 December 2014 15:42

Parents do such great jobs, don't they?

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