Today, while trying to get my phone to charge, I shoved in the cable harder and harder and tried to wobble it so my phone would charge. After snapping the USB input from the force, I saw the plug was switched off. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Butter fingers
Today, I was on my phone while it was charging. My hands fumbled a bit, and my phone slipped out of my fingers. Thinking quickly, I grabbed it by the charging cable to save it. The cable unplugged, and my phone now has a pretty crack on the screen from hitting the tile floor. FML
Today, I tried to fix my laptop charger by fiddling around with it using metal tweezers. Not only did I forget to unplug the cord and shocked myself, I also ended up breaking the charger completely. FML
HELP!
Today, I reached behind my couch to plug my phone charger in. My arm got stuck and I had to wait for my roommate to get home to help me. FML
Slapstick
Today, my laptop plug got stuck in the wall outlet. I stood there for 10 minutes violently trying to yank it out. My boss came in and screamed at me for making noise. I was angry, so I glared at him and yanked on the plug as hard as I could. It dislodged itself noiselessly and I fell over. FML
Been there, done that
Today, I spent an hour trying to figure out why my laptop wouldn't charge. I restarted it three times, watched two tutorials, and almost ordered a new charger until I realized that the actual charger wasn't plugged into the wall. FML
Accelerated obsolescence
Today, my cellphone charger suddenly stopped working. I had it for less than 6 months and I don't do anything crazier than unplug the phone when I want to go out and plug it back in. The phone and outlet work perfectly, the inputs are clean, and the charger had excellent ratings from over 2,000 people on Amazon. FML
Brain worms
Today, I bought my third replacement cable for my new laptop after the last two didn't fit. I was about to go and buy another one when I realized that the charging port was actually on the other side and the hole I had been trying to fit the cable in was the headphone port. FML
Today, I was driving home from a long day at work fixing people's electronics. When I got home, I got a call from work saying I needed to go back and help a customer with their TV again. When I got there, after an hour of driving, I realized I'd accidentally kicked the power cord out. FML
Occam's razor
Today, I called tech support because my new computer wasn’t turning on. After a long while on the phone, they finally asked if it was plugged in. It wasn’t. I spent way too long troubleshooting with a dead device because I never plugged it into the outlet. FML
Today, I tried to charge my phone at school by removing the socket for the fan. All the computers in the room turned off. I accidentally removed the power cables for the computers and got suspended. FML
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MrKlutch 1
Sounds like your having sex
teague95 16
Don't force it a great rule in life
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Comments (79)
MwahFMLS 6
.. I'm sorry, my brain needs to be washed out with some serious cleaner.
vi3tno_romeo 5
Calm down dude take a chill pill
blackheart24 10
Universal life lesson: never shove it in too hard!
malignantmegan 3
Hey some of us like it rough xD
stevenmx86 8
Force is generally the only way to fix broken electronics.. Moron..
lemon_phat 11
Force?
RetardedBullFrog 4
Yes, the force, I use it all the time. Some old man will pester me if I don't.
AliCat18 12
says the moron that can't figure out that "never shove it in too hard" is a double meaning!
stevenmx86 8
28: What? My comment is to op you jack ass. I can't reply from my phone's app but i reference the number of the comment if I'm referring to a comment... Also, if you're stupid enough to believe that my comment wasn't a sarcastic comment, there's something wrong with you..
megan_lovee 0
dayymmm yu won!!!
AndreKanaan 6
Yoda's voice: screwed you are
gymbabey7 3
ur a ******* idiot haha rofl
Angelice_fml 0
Uhhh, how is this an FML? So you wasted 15 seconds of your life and lost a bit of your pride. But how is that an FML?
chickenwalrus 14
dont forget, he totally raped his usb thing in half cause hes rerarded.
ravenscheer3415 0
38: Because now he doesn't have a phone charger 47: Don't call someone retarded if you're going to spell it wrong. -_-
JinxosGirl87 0
Do you always describe your failed one night stands with an electronic reference?