Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML
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Today, while trying on an outfit in the dressing room at the mall, I got locked in. I decided to take 5 minutes to try and get out by crawling under the door. After I got out, I realized I left my cell phone, my purse and my pants inside. FML
Today, I got stuck in a dress in the fitting room and had to call the sales associate for help. She had to crawl under the door to rescue me. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML
Today, I was trying on dresses in a stall that requires an employee of the store to have a key to open. After I took off one dress to go to another, an employee quickly opens my door, to give the stall to someone else. The entire store could see me in my granny panties and bra. FML
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Today, I tried on a tight sweater at the mall. It got stuck halfway over my head, and I couldn’t get it off. I had to shuffle out of the changing room, arms trapped in the air, and ask the clerk for help while blinded by the fabric. FML
Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML
Today, I was trying on jeans in a store. Thinking the changing room door was locked, I stripped down to my underwear. Suddenly, an elderly woman opened the door, stepped in, and said, “Oh, I thought this was the toilet.” We locked eyes for an eternity before she backed out. I felt obligated to buy the jeans to regain some control of my life. FML
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catatonicsleep 17
you couldn't have put a jacket on or something?
IrishWildMan 3
And that is when you heard a deep voice behind you say "party time!"
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dancingdoggy 4
So... your bra slid off... when you were crawling under the wall between changing rooms... But you were IN said changing room... so no one, except maybe your friend, would have seen you topless. And if you're going to crawl under a wall to see your friend in a bra, then the topless thing shouldn't be that big of a deal. Where's the FML?
gunman15 4
I dont understand this girl bonding thing
beastingitup21 5
You could've had her send you a pic. My friends have tried climbing under the door and it's kinda freaked me out.
vomitknife 0
probably would have taken LESS time to slip your arms into a shirt and hold it shut then walk around to your friend's changing room than get get down on the nasty floor and try to "wriggle" under the door.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Uh...why did you want to see what your friend looked like in a bra? That sounds highly suspicious if you're straight. Also, since when do they allow you to try on bras in stores? YDI for being an idiot.
TJSpeed91 4
your an idiot for asking "since when do they allow you to try bras on in stores." they've allowed forever. it was never not allowed.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
gah double post
LaurenTheG 0
why are you in your underware if your only trying on bras!?
michellenKG 5
omg its woody! bahahahaha thats funny shit
Cathica 8
"And that, Officer, is why you found me naked spying on a girl changing."
varkey 7
creepy much? who the **** does that?