Anonymous
India
Today, while stuck in a traffic jam, my son silently changed my gear to reverse. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
El Stupido
Australia
Today, I was stuck in stand-still traffic for 5 minutes, before realizing I had stopped behind a parked car. FML
Anonymous
Villa Sarmiento, Argentina
Today, I was giving my son a driving lesson. He blatantly ran a red light, so I told him to pull over to let me drive us home. As I walked over to the driver-side door, he instead locked me out and drove off by himself. FML
please don't back that thing up
United States
Noooooooo!
Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML
ishouldhidethekeys
United Kingdom
Today, my son thought he'd take my new car for a drive without permission. He accelerated straight into a tree, reversed into a lamppost and then accelerated again into the neighbours car. FML
River
United States
Stuck on Amber
Today, a stoplight turned yellow as I was approaching it. I was about to go through but saw a cop, panicked, and slammed on the brakes. I ended up in the middle of the intersection and had to reverse. Soon the light turned green, and I stepped on the gas. My car was still in reverse. FML
Anonymous
Alexa, play "Your Daddy's Car" by The Divine Comedy
Today, I borrowed my dad's car to run a quick errand, which he never lets me do. I thought I’d got away with it until he got home and started yelling. I forgot, dad always reverses into driveways, while I prefer to drive straight in, and I'd parked his car facing the wrong way. FML
Kevin
United States
Move!
Today, I got stuck in traffic and angrily honked at the car in front of me. Then I realized it was a hearse. FML
hakura madada
Tokyo, Japan
Today, I mistook my dog's head for the gear shift while tearing down the highway. FML
hatemylifelol
Roseville, United States
Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML
Anonymous
Langley, Canada
Today, I let my son take my car out for a spin, since he just got his licence. He didn't make it out of our street before totaling it. FML
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SiobahnR 0
lol! the silent treachery of the young...
coconutClaire 1
if your son is too young to understand why he shouldn't do that then he's too young to be sitting in the front seat. ydi
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sailorzoe 14
They are soo cute when they need a good strangling.
lickerassholes 0
14 is very racism !!!
MrBobby_fml 7
Spank him until he cries then take away his favourite toy for a month... fookng kids
ChibiChibi_fml 28
"Spank him until he cries" Really? Is this taking into account that a lot of kids cry just from the threat of a spanking? or that a lot of kids will scream, yell, and throw a fit from slap one? Is it also taking into account that in this day and age if you spank your kids someone, if not the kid themselves, tends to call child services which starts this whole big thing. Don't get me wrong, I'm not against spanking in general. It is just that in this day and age even if the parent had a damn good reason for doing it, and only gave the kid a few slaps on the rear, they still tend to wind up in trouble.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Oops sorry I will admit I missed that the OP was from India so their laws may be different. However, here in America it's become dangerous to even give your kid a light slap on the behind. My first 2 questions stand though.
Energyguy78 0
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lekiat 0
spank him!!
turtle_brigade 0
If you didn't get in to an accident: Beat the little shit. If you did get in to an accident: Beat the little shit. Check your insurance to find out how much it'll increase, and make him pay you back the difference for at least the first few months. Accidents stay on your record for 3 years, so if he did cause an accident... It's really kind of a big deal.
someindiandude 6
OP is from India, US insurance rules do not apply there, the insurance rules in India are different. Also, traffic jam, especially in India, sounds like bumper to bumper driving. I do not expect big damage.
khaya 9
That's sad, but good job paying attention to the road.
cptmorgan15 2
Silent but deadly.
Servonski 0
open the car door and push him out and lock the door. he'll be crying and just laugh yo ass off
techweed 12
what an asshole bastard sonuvabitch ...... just like his daddy
Zodaicz 4
...and this is yet another reason why I don't want kids >_>