Today, while shopping for dresses, I found a really cute one that fit me really well, but not at all in the breast area. My grandma screamed "buy her some titties!" Everyone in the store looked at me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went shopping with my grandma. Told her I saw a pretty dress I liked. She asked me who would fit in that? When I replied they have it in different sizes. She replied with, "Yeah but definitely not yours.". FML
Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML
Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
Today, I was trying on a dress at my grandmother's house. When I posed for her, she told me she would expand the waist, because I won't be sucking in the whole time I would be wearing it. The joke's on you Grandma, I've been sucking my stomach in since I was twelve years old. FML
Today, my grandma and her neighbor compared their sports bras in front of me. FML
Today, my friends and I were shopping for dresses. I asked the lady at the counter for a size 4, she looked at me and mumbled, "Yeah, right…" in front of everyone. FML
Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML
Today, I was planning on meeting my friend at the mall. She came late, and I was in the dressing room trying on a few things. When I came out to meet her, she looked at me oddly and said, "You shouldn't buy that, it looks terrible on you." Those were the clothes I came in. FML
Today, my non-English-speaking grandma bought me a new t-shirt. It would've been sweet if it didn't have the word "bondage" written on the back in pretty, bold letters. I had no choice but to wear it while we went shopping. FML
Today, I was eating lunch when my grandmother came over and started watching me. Suddenly she said, "I see you're getting breasts". I'm a guy. FML
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Top comments
lululatenight 28
I hate when you find the perfect dress and then boom. Society expects you to have boobs!
PaRtTiMeGaMeR 21
Grandma strikes again!
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Comments (119)
avapaige1234 19
Dress shops should realize by now that not all women are "gifted"
KawaiiCupcake 14
Thanks for putting it in quotes... "Gifted" is offensive :(
friedchickenpie 14
#nofilter It's insta-grandma!
Omniprism 15
Um you can always alter the dress to fit. I have the same issue so you're not alone. And gotta love grandmas who say what they're thinking. Sounds like she's funny albeit a little embarrassing.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Altering every dress or shirt to fit you can get expensive though.
alexafml 5
Put them on upside down! Jk
mr_jack_meoff 5
Big ******* are over rated, girls with big **** are always about their big **** as though that is what defines them. Girls with small **** try harder.
SpriteAndBananas 14
Haha that's an awesome grandma!
aeonsoul 12
Grandmas are so funny :)
predavlad 3
Grandparents are awesome because they're old enough to not give a ****.