Today, while shopping for dresses, I found a really cute one that fit me really well, but not at all in the breast area. My grandma screamed "buy her some titties!" Everyone in the store looked at me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went shopping with my grandma. Told her I saw a pretty dress I liked. She asked me who would fit in that? When I replied they have it in different sizes. She replied with, "Yeah but definitely not yours.". FML
Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML
Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
Today, I was trying on a dress at my grandmother's house. When I posed for her, she told me she would expand the waist, because I won't be sucking in the whole time I would be wearing it. The joke's on you Grandma, I've been sucking my stomach in since I was twelve years old. FML
Today, my grandma and her neighbor compared their sports bras in front of me. FML
Today, my friends and I were shopping for dresses. I asked the lady at the counter for a size 4, she looked at me and mumbled, "Yeah, right…" in front of everyone. FML
Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML
Today, I was planning on meeting my friend at the mall. She came late, and I was in the dressing room trying on a few things. When I came out to meet her, she looked at me oddly and said, "You shouldn't buy that, it looks terrible on you." Those were the clothes I came in. FML
Today, my non-English-speaking grandma bought me a new t-shirt. It would've been sweet if it didn't have the word "bondage" written on the back in pretty, bold letters. I had no choice but to wear it while we went shopping. FML
Today, I was eating lunch when my grandmother came over and started watching me. Suddenly she said, "I see you're getting breasts". I'm a guy. FML
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Top comments
lululatenight 28
I hate when you find the perfect dress and then boom. Society expects you to have boobs!
PaRtTiMeGaMeR 21
Grandma strikes again!
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Comments (119)
Jharrist89 12
Lol, your grandma seems amazing!
kkrazyangel 16
404 **** not found!
vladimirnabokov 15
OP be thankful you have small boobs. You can buy a better padded bra. When I try on dresses that fit me everywhere else my **** are usually too big and I have to go up a size :( small boobs are awesome - I don't know why girls are so sad to have them!
Cristian89 29
Sounds like a good problem to have lol
rudegirlmania 10
^^because guys respond to yours like that. Society. /sigh
GrinchFu1 27
Small boobs are GREAT!!! I hate when girls give themselves a hard time for not having huge boobs. Those gigantic **** may get ya a lot of attention now, but they're probably gonna look like hell and do a number on your back when you're old. Small boobs is where it's at.
worldclassrager 41
Just hope she isn't one to talk...honestly it's what you liked...your breasts shouldn't be a factor...
buckdharma 38
More is better than less because if stuff is not less there's more less stuff, then you might want to have some more. But then, your parents won't let you because there's only a little. If you really like something, you'll want more of it. We want more, we want more, like you really like it, ya want more.
ileenefudge 29
Nice t.v. commercial reference. :)
JessicaZado 11
I feel you OP. I have really small breasts and I'm self concious about them. I wouldn't worry to much about what grandma said though. At least yours aren't down to your hips ;-)
Jemm_fml 29
Gettin real tired of your shit, Grandma
gunnerblaster 21
Don't feel bad about your breast size. At least you won't have to worry about future back problems and there are guys out there (like me) that don't take breast-size into consideration when valuing an individual's worth :D
KawaiiCupcake 14
Well in my opinion people in the comments made it sound like the problem in her size. I think the real problem is the dress.... Not having small boobs.
_phoey 1
Gotta love grandmas
Suaria 38
I have the opposite problem. So I'm quite small but my boobs are big for my size. So dresses in my size that fit perfectly everywhere don't fit my chest area since it is to tight. So I usually get dresses that are tight on the bottom and loose on top or the stretchy material dresses.