Today, while shopping for dresses, I found a really cute one that fit me really well, but not at all in the breast area. My grandma screamed "buy her some titties!" Everyone in the store looked at me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went shopping with my grandma. Told her I saw a pretty dress I liked. She asked me who would fit in that? When I replied they have it in different sizes. She replied with, "Yeah but definitely not yours.". FML
Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML
Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
Today, I was trying on a dress at my grandmother's house. When I posed for her, she told me she would expand the waist, because I won't be sucking in the whole time I would be wearing it. The joke's on you Grandma, I've been sucking my stomach in since I was twelve years old. FML
Today, my grandma and her neighbor compared their sports bras in front of me. FML
Today, my friends and I were shopping for dresses. I asked the lady at the counter for a size 4, she looked at me and mumbled, "Yeah, right…" in front of everyone. FML
Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML
Today, I was planning on meeting my friend at the mall. She came late, and I was in the dressing room trying on a few things. When I came out to meet her, she looked at me oddly and said, "You shouldn't buy that, it looks terrible on you." Those were the clothes I came in. FML
Today, my non-English-speaking grandma bought me a new t-shirt. It would've been sweet if it didn't have the word "bondage" written on the back in pretty, bold letters. I had no choice but to wear it while we went shopping. FML
Today, I was eating lunch when my grandmother came over and started watching me. Suddenly she said, "I see you're getting breasts". I'm a guy. FML
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lululatenight 28
I hate when you find the perfect dress and then boom. Society expects you to have boobs!
PaRtTiMeGaMeR 21
Grandma strikes again!
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Comments (119)
Enslaved 38
Damn. Your grandmother's just as bad as some boys that make you self conscience about your size. Get a great push up bra and rock that dress. That's what I do. (:
BubbleGrunge 18
Boobies are boobies no matter the size, OP! Embrace them (or let someone else do that for you!)
ShawnBushOG 9
Grandma's will always wreck you.
ozpunker 20
I've said it. before and I'll say it again. Small boobies can also be good boobies.
kozzard 17
The true question is: Are there bad. boobies?
ozpunker 20
Man boobies.
LyraAlluse 25
I think all of the dysfunctional Grandparents mentioned on the website are somehow working together. Their covert organization is called, "The League Of Trolling Elders".
therealafroninga 10
I'm very familiar with the LOTE.
LyraAlluse 25
I am familiar with them too. Like the old lady who grabbed my hindquarters at the store when she was reaching for a can of carrots. They are everywhere!
MysticMonkey 9
Least yours aren't nearly dragging across the floor
PulseShock 9
Gotta love grandmas. Sorry OP at least you'll probably never seen anyone in there again!
GrinchFu1 27
Don't beat yourself up too bad. Small boobs kick ass... Find a different dress and rock those little boobies!!!
raeleighsmommy 8
I have the exact opposite problem. At least you can add boobs if needed. You can't take them away whenever you want.
Cristian89 29
That sounds like a good problem to have lol
Escoces 10
Breast reduction surgery might be worth it for you. :)
GrinchFu1 27
You're boobs may be too big for ya but you have a fantastic smile!
GrinchFu1 27
Your* sorry. ****! :-)
Escoces 10
Lol... Sorry but I laughed!