Today, while shopping for dresses, I found a really cute one that fit me really well, but not at all in the breast area. My grandma screamed "buy her some titties!" Everyone in the store looked at me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went shopping with my grandma. Told her I saw a pretty dress I liked. She asked me who would fit in that? When I replied they have it in different sizes. She replied with, "Yeah but definitely not yours.". FML
Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML
Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML
Today, I was trying on a dress at my grandmother's house. When I posed for her, she told me she would expand the waist, because I won't be sucking in the whole time I would be wearing it. The joke's on you Grandma, I've been sucking my stomach in since I was twelve years old. FML
Today, my grandma and her neighbor compared their sports bras in front of me. FML
Today, my friends and I were shopping for dresses. I asked the lady at the counter for a size 4, she looked at me and mumbled, "Yeah, right…" in front of everyone. FML
Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML
Today, I was planning on meeting my friend at the mall. She came late, and I was in the dressing room trying on a few things. When I came out to meet her, she looked at me oddly and said, "You shouldn't buy that, it looks terrible on you." Those were the clothes I came in. FML
Today, my non-English-speaking grandma bought me a new t-shirt. It would've been sweet if it didn't have the word "bondage" written on the back in pretty, bold letters. I had no choice but to wear it while we went shopping. FML
Today, I was eating lunch when my grandmother came over and started watching me. Suddenly she said, "I see you're getting breasts". I'm a guy. FML
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Top comments
lululatenight 28
I hate when you find the perfect dress and then boom. Society expects you to have boobs!
PaRtTiMeGaMeR 21
Grandma strikes again!
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Comments (119)
rememberkids 14
Ass is so much better than breasts! Remember, every man has different tastes
unixdude 9
Did I miss the kickstarter link?
Timber147 9
She's funny!
IvyPalin 7
Girl consider yourself lucky, boobs are such a curse; you can't run without having a paingasm, fitting bras are impossible to find and the rest are restricting and unsupportive, and total douche guys are always creeping for the wrong reasons. Sorry boo, and your grandma sounds like a nice woman, and it's those types of things you'll look back and remember about her :)
blueyoshi_fml 16
As someone who knows EXACTLY what you mean find anyone who can sew and get it taken in to fit you. Cost a bit extra but totally worth it! Most clothes are made to fit to majority B-C cups, leaving us A's with nothing that fits of the rack.
blink831forever 13
Lol. I love your grandma! But seriously somebody needs to buy you some ******* or give you a growth hormone or something.
KawaiiCupcake 14
She she doesn't need big boobs. Stop basing an asshole!
2ndSucks 15
The first sentence of your comment sums up my life.
yeongji 31
Hmm, don't take it to heart. Even if it is because your breasts are not large, every clothing is made differently and not all of them will fit perfectly well on you, regardless of how big or small your body parts are. It was an embarrassing moment, but you will live :)
nerdsgetmehot 23
As a grown woman with AAA cups, I feel you. And for any incoming jokes, no, AAA is not just a battery size.
mr_jack_meoff 5
Leave it to grandma to bring the laughs. Buy her some *******, just tell grandma you don't need them, they will just end up as a belt like hers.