Animals: Today, while running in the park, I noticed some ducks in a pond.... - FML

By Quackers - 11/04/2012 15:39 - United States - Denver

Today, while running in the park, I noticed some ducks in a pond. I stopped to look at them and began quacking at them, to see if they would react. This would have been OK had I not been wearing ear-buds, blasting music, making me unable to realize just how loud I was quacking. With people all around. FML

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By DuckyKiller - 20/06/2009 12:11 - United States

Today, I was at a pond taking pictures with my new camera. I saw a mama duck leading her babies around and decided to get in closer to take a picture. Mama duck got spooked and led her babies too close to a waterfall escaping. One fell off. It never surfaced. FML

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By GymBattle - 31/10/2013 23:18 - United States

Today, while I was working out, I was listening to music with my earbuds in. The Pokémon theme started playing and I begun singing along. It wasn't too long after that I remembered I was in a crowded gym on a military base. FML

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By Evil_Angel_90 - 10/09/2013 11:36 - Australia

Today, in order to try and get over my slight fear of swans, I went down to the local park to feed them. One decided that I looked tastier than the bread I was throwing and chased me around the feeding area while everybody laughed. FML

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By SaggyBoy135 - 12/07/2011 12:19 - United States

Today, my dad thought it would be OK to make sound effects for everything he did, in a public park, with me tagging along behind. FML

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By SwordFish8 - 04/07/2009 21:56 - United States

Today, while on a run, I thought I'd run into a flock of geese in a field. Doing so, I learned that when you do this alone, the birds don't fly away, they attack. FML

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Cool moves, Dahmer

By IwantOff - 09/10/2022 07:30

Today, as my new boyfriend was taking me home from our first date, a family of ducks walked across the road. I yelled at him to stop, but he ran over every single one of them. His logic? “They shouldn’t have been in the way,” and it was “natural selection anyway for them being so stupid.” FML

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Gym culture

By Anonymous - 08/05/2023 10:00 - United States

Today, I went to the gym. Once in the changing room, I realized I'd left my headphones at home. I had to work out without any music, so I spent the next 90 minutes being reminded how loud and obnoxious some gym-goers can be. FML

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Public freakout time

By Roode - 22/07/2011 17:36 - United States

Today, I was in a pool locker room, surrounded by semi-naked people. While changing into my clothes, I accidentally pushed a button on my phone, causing it to make the loud, unmistakable camera shutter sound effect. Everyone definitely heard it. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 17:01 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the train when some crazy man started talking to me. I ignored him, and he tapped on my shoulder. He started blabbing and I just pointed to my ears and mouthed, "I'm deaf." He stopped talking. A minute later my phone rang and I answered it without thinking. FML

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**** out for the tots

By mammary smammary - 23/03/2022 22:00

Today, I was nursing my baby in the park while my older kids played. A man stormed over and started screaming how vulgar and disgusting I was being, and how he didn’t want his kids exposed to “all that”. He and his buddies were all shirtless and playing vulgar music loudly through a speaker. FML

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Softballchhickk 11

Wednesday 11 April 2012 18:57

that quacked me up..

etiennerheaume_fml 0

Wednesday 11 April 2012 18:56

You're wierd

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kendalx 0

Thursday 12 April 2012 10:29

I'm guessing your about five years old.

CharliesCool2084 8

Thursday 12 April 2012 12:25

You're.

CharliesCool2084 8

Thursday 12 April 2012 12:23

This is hilarious.

xlLuCkYChArMIx 0

Thursday 12 April 2012 18:57

Ducks need friends too, ya know. Soo do u speak duck now? ;)

TylerDirty 15

Thursday 12 April 2012 22:13

This was definitely FML worthy :p

livibobs98 7

Friday 13 April 2012 3:12

i sometimes do this and when ppl look i go omg them ducks are so loud and annoying and run off

PredeR 0

Friday 13 April 2012 6:58

lmao ! that made me laugh hehe.

dallanderson0 1

Friday 13 April 2012 17:17

haha that's just all around funny!!

ToewsIsMyBro19 6

Saturday 14 April 2012 22:27

This would of been okay? Even if you were by yourself, thats not okay. YDI

ropez 1

Sunday 15 April 2012 5:40

I did that to geese once. I was chased. Not very pretty...

Kendraluv 0

Monday 16 April 2012 1:45

Y would u quak to them they would prob run off as usual anyway?

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