By StargazeKitsune - 07/05/2015 00:48 - United States - Williston

Today, while out shopping with friends, I was apphrehended by two bounty hunters because they recognized my purple-dyed hair. Too bad my name isn't Natalie, who apparently shares the same hair color. They didn't believe me, even after I showed my ID. FML
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StargazeKitsune 18

Hey,ya'll! OP here! Of course I forgot to actually log in before I posted this, and THEN it gets published! But please believe me :) So follow up, these bounty hunters did end up leaving me alone without actually bringing me anywhere (trust me, they would have had some claw marks if they had!) They DID pull out handcuffs, which was pretty scary, seeing as I've never even had so much as a speeding ticket on my record. T_T They asked me multiple times if I was Natalie, and if "I was sure I wasn't" after I showed them the ID that clearly says Mackenzie...I'm pretty sure, guy? Other than the purple hair, they didn't even know what the girl looked like. The only other thing they went off was that she was with a guy wearing a black hat (Thanks, Kyle!) But, at the end of this conversation, they ended up backing away with their hands up after my best friend so eloquently stated she wasn't "afraid to cut a bitch." Their only reply was "I believe you..." I did end up calling the cops to make sure they weren't absolutely full of it. The police planned on making a patrol to the grocery store across town they mentioned their next lead was. And my friends who were working at the time weren't too happy about me getting harassed either! I found out after I posted to Facebook that one of the guys used to work for a friend and that he has gotten in trouble for pulling idiotic stunts before! Guess he shouldn't quit his day job! You guys are all hilarious, btw!! These comments are really making me laugh. My friends say I should go as myself for Halloween next year and when people ask who I am, I'll just say "Shhh, I'm Natalie..." I really was pretty shaken up at the time, but IS a hilarious story in hindsight. Thanks for reading! :)

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xlord 27

I wonder what they do when their target has black hair

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Steffi3 40

Since obviously everone with purple hair is the same person. I'm sorry OP, I hope they let you go without too much trouble

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brenj0104 10

You should file "false arrest" charges if they apply

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StargazeKitsune 18

Hey,ya'll! OP here! Of course I forgot to actually log in before I posted this, and THEN it gets published! But please believe me :) So follow up, these bounty hunters did end up leaving me alone without actually bringing me anywhere (trust me, they would have had some claw marks if they had!) They DID pull out handcuffs, which was pretty scary, seeing as I've never even had so much as a speeding ticket on my record. T_T They asked me multiple times if I was Natalie, and if "I was sure I wasn't" after I showed them the ID that clearly says Mackenzie...I'm pretty sure, guy? Other than the purple hair, they didn't even know what the girl looked like. The only other thing they went off was that she was with a guy wearing a black hat (Thanks, Kyle!) But, at the end of this conversation, they ended up backing away with their hands up after my best friend so eloquently stated she wasn't "afraid to cut a bitch." Their only reply was "I believe you..." I did end up calling the cops to make sure they weren't absolutely full of it. The police planned on making a patrol to the grocery store across town they mentioned their next lead was. And my friends who were working at the time weren't too happy about me getting harassed either! I found out after I posted to Facebook that one of the guys used to work for a friend and that he has gotten in trouble for pulling idiotic stunts before! Guess he shouldn't quit his day job! You guys are all hilarious, btw!! These comments are really making me laugh. My friends say I should go as myself for Halloween next year and when people ask who I am, I'll just say "Shhh, I'm Natalie..." I really was pretty shaken up at the time, but IS a hilarious story in hindsight. Thanks for reading! :)

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Lorenzo1102 21

Plot twist: Natalie dyed her hair purple to frame you for murder

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StargazeKitsune 18

Gasp! She must be one of the Soviets from back in '65...I knew this would come back to haunt me...

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KayDee29 31

I'm glad you have such a good sense of humor about it! And I'm also glad you and your friends are okay. I like the Halloween idea!

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elusiveshame 22

The whole situation is so ridiculous, but I'm glad to hear nothing ill happened. At least you have a wild story to share now :)

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yerawizardlizzy 27

They really suck at their job if all they know about her is her purple hair!!

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nataliewby 25

My apologies for causing you so much trouble OP

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beanzz0501 19

my name is Mackenzie and I have purple hair

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CaptainSmith28 19

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
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enginsteve 17

I have often wondered how that is legal. If they were to grab you, what is the difference between that and kidnapping.

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red_head_magee 7

stargraze be glad that it wasn't dog he was just because he was with his friend that did it aressted for being an acserory to murder

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Arthurie 30

#49 - I'm not 100% sure, but I think it's something like... "Stargaze! ('Good heavens!', maybe?) Be glad that it wasn't Dog (the Bounty Hunter, popular TV persona)! He was with his bounty-hunting friend and just arrested for being an accessory to murder."

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GoldLeader 19

#70 That was really impressive! I had no idea what #25 was saying, you have a gift.

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Handsome_Jack2 10

Just wave your hand and say these arent the dyes you're looking for...

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Dick_diamond 22

Now you know why I don't leave the house when I hear the cops are looking for "a black male, between 5'2" and 6'8"... FYL, but all's well that ends well

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thefmlman2011 36

That was so "Dog" of them. If you don't get it, you suck.

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Redoxx_fml 22

Har har * slow clap*

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thefmlman2011 36

seriously, i got down voted for that? Was it because its a bad pun? I need to stop being such a bitch about it.

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