Sheh
Sweden
Today, while out grocery shopping with my mother, she asked me to hold a large bag of rice for her. Ten minutes later, I realized I'd been absent-mindedly stroking it the whole time, just like when I pick up my cat. FML
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Welshite 40
Rice needs a loving home too, you know. You're a good person for adopting it from your local grocery store.
darwinism 30
Lack of heat, softness, a heartbeat aside, your mistake is understandable OP. Cats do share a number of genes with rice (as do we). I often wonder why my dog does not respond when I call it, and then I laugh when I realise I have been talking to my eggplant. Fun times.
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Comments (88)
vlalam 24
purrrrrfect
Chixxapow 11
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You've 'cat' to be 'kitten' me right 'meow'.
njgohard 16
No. Just no.
cryssycakesx3 23
even if you make the raddest of jokes, pointing it out will always, *always* make it an utter fail. each and every single time.
tj4234 36
Geez guys... #18 is new here and 14, give her a break.
VyronBuckingham 9
That's wonderful
jamescrazy96 17
You have made the rice feel loved!
xLuvx2xLaffx 4
Good thing she didn't ask you to hold a big cucumber.
Chezzlova 5
I don't see what's so wrong with this.
733yoda_fml 19
Op thought the rice was her cat!!
joshi42 16
It would be worth, if you'd absent mindedly spank it, like your monkey...
amydc 3
Wow, "absent-mindedly stroking it"... that's careless. Stroke with purpose.
MikeyLean 8
So how is this an FML? This shit stupid
girlthatgotraped 0
Bitch