By Sheh - 16/07/2014 15:02 - Sweden

Today, while out grocery shopping with my mother, she asked me to hold a large bag of rice for her. Ten minutes later, I realized I'd been absent-mindedly stroking it the whole time, just like when I pick up my cat. FML
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The bag of rice didn't have any handle, so I held it kinda resting against my torso, just like when holding my cat. I guess it has just become a habit. Loving all the puns :)

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Welshite 39

Rice needs a loving home too, you know. You're a good person for adopting it from your local grocery store.

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darwinism 30

Lack of heat, softness, a heartbeat aside, your mistake is understandable OP. Cats do share a number of genes with rice (as do we). I often wonder why my dog does not respond when I call it, and then I laugh when I realise I have been talking to my eggplant. Fun times.

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VanessaNal 13

That's actually quite adorable. :)

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magnetic_aura 26

I really like this visual.

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ambersayshii123 17

Hey don't feel to bad I naturally start rocking/swaying when I hold things a certain way due to being used to holding my babies (2 yo and 10 months).

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