heathersmorin
United States
Today, while making my son lunch, he pooped, took off his diaper, stepped in it, and then climbed to the gate to call for me. When I arrived, he had a big smile on his face and exclaimed, "Look!" Shit footprints were everywhere. FML
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cheyAnn 0
shit happens.
monnanon 14
@95 exactly. Kids do not need 24 hr supervision and at 18 months old they are capable of playing on their own for the 10 minutes it takes to make lunch. Op did the right thing with her child, he could have made the same mess anywhere and in any length of time. Its what kids do.
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JoeandJoe 1
More like shitprints ^-^
fogrunner 13
YDI for breeding
EvanescenceLuver 12
Oh, ew! I was eating when I read this and that made me lose my appetite. -_-;
Derrrrrrp32 6
This is so funny it makes me cackle
PeeNaught 3
These at the things I look back and laugh about with my own... :-D oh how I love my babies!!
LillyMosca 0
He's just a little kid...everyone stop being so mean...kids do these kinds of things, if you didn't want that stuff happening you shouldnt have had one
natsaysheyyy 16
I would've beat him.
MediocreMan19 18
Plot twist: he's 17
Teacatt 13
Time to put him up for adoption
MrsHumanFrog 19
Ignore the childless idiots. At least %80 of children, particularly boys, play with their poop at one point or another. Toddlers and babies old enough to walk do Not have to be attached to you and it's actually unhealthy to keep them that way.