Today, while lifeguarding at my local beach, I noticed someone having difficulty swimming back to shore. I ran out and swam him back to shore. Once we were on dry land, he cussed me out for "emasculating" him in front of his girlfriend. FML
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thatkid00117 16
Hey guys, it was a pretty rough day so I wasn't surprised at least one person encountered trouble, and he didn't speak a word whilst he was gripped tightly to the flotation device. Once on shore I asked him if he was alright and instructed him how not to get caught in another rip current. He promptly to me to "f off" and that he didn't need help. At that point his girlfriend ran up to ask if he was hurt, and everything went downhill from there. I appreciate the sympathy, but it would be a little irresponsible of me to let the man die :)
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MissVeracity 12
How dare you OP! Let him drown like a man!
thatnucca 36
I bet he's the kinda dude that would flee a date after losing an arm wrestling match... Smdh
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justindrew14 29
should have said alright next time ill turn my head and let you die
doglover100 29
So he wanted you to let him drown.
gracie_mae 4
should have thrown the ******** back into the water
Unbearable_fml 21
Did the girlfriend at least thank you??