gracie_mae

Durrrrrr This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff Canada

Not a great start

Today, I went to a "party" with the boy whom I'm interested in. It was the first time I met his friends. Turns out he and all his friends are hardcore Christians who don't drink and are celibate. FML

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Anonymous 26 December 2012, 18:30 Bakersfield, United States

Today, while at the store with my mom and baby brother, a guy started to talk to me. Just as he went to give me his number, my mom handed me my brother and said, "Here's your son, your AA meeting's in an hour, let's go." FML

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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff Mount Laurel, United States

Jah Rule

Today, I went on a blind date at a restaurant. My date took one look at me and said pityingly, "Stuffed your bra, didn't ya? Seriously, why even bother?" The douche then started trying to lecture me on "false advertising". FML

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gracie_mae

Not a great start

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Jah Rule

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