dcort
New York, United States
Today, while I was getting out of the shower, I saw a spider climb into the ceiling vent. Wanting it to come out so I could kill it, I turned on the fan. It came out, along with a dozen of its friends. FML
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that_one_guy54 3
The itsy bitsy spider went in the ceiling vent. I turned on the fan and - Oh **** there are spiders everywhere!
goldfishgod 20
Shit like that is why I lay awake at night.
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Red_Wing_Nut44 14
I would probably have pissed and shit myself if I saw that.
skoob1 12
It's okay when your in the shower 'cause nobody can see you... Hopefully...
skoob1 12
It's okay to do that in the shower, 'cause nobody can see you... Hopefully...
delevish 3
The only good spider is a dead spider. Keep fighting the good fight.
Pandacupcakelove 26
Cool. I wasn't planning on sleeping tonight anyway
Gymnastlevel10 0
Eeeeep I would have had a heart attack!!!
immaMonsta 8
If that were me I'm pretty sure I would've died right then and there of a heart attack. FYL OP.
MedKits 9
You realize 9 times out of 10 a spider isn't venomous, right? Do you know how many spider bites I've had to treat? A fuckton. Do you know how many times I've had to apply antivenin? Almost never.
RoseCrystal 17
Time to burn the house down.
KiddNYC1O 22
Arachnophobia!
Furrywhiplash 14
I'll huff! And I'll puff!!!! And YOL TOOR SHUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
False_Stupidity 42
I had to give you a thumbs up #63 just for using a Skyrim reference that did not involve an arrow to the knee.
SkoomaKi 28
Time to get the hose, and show the little bastards who wears the trousers in your house!
False_Stupidity 42
Water doesn't seem to bother spiders that much.. I can just imagine the spiders grabbing tiny surf boards and taking advantage of the OP grabbing the hose.
bizarre_ftw 22
Sprayable bleach?
happyvocal 1
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPES EVERYWHERE
IloveDrive_A 3
what the hell does that even mean?
crazyblackchick 0
You just ruined an awesome spider orgy. For shame!
ERIKER 11
Why would you kill a spider???? They are useful, for example: they kill other animals like those annoying flies. They also don't do anything harmful to humans (they are only a bit creepy but that's all)
TheFamilyElf 17
Hey, if they're just chilling outside, that's cool with me. When they invade my house and have spider parties in my fan... That's when I get serious.
Furrywhiplash 14
It also depends on the spider, because you just implied that the brown recluse spider and the black widow spider don't harm humans...
HolyPotato 9
Since when do spiders kill animals..?
linkinpark98 24
94 - Ever hear of the Goliath bird eating spider? Look it up. :)
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
I can tell a lot of people Googled it simply by it being the third suggestion to pop up after just typing 'Goliath'.
love_me_electric 20
94 - Last I checked spiders don't eat plants so what else are they supposed to eat?
G97Alex 21
Though the black widow is notably poisonous, there is an extremely high chance of it not injecting its poison when it bites.