By dcort - 08/04/2012 16:39 - United States - New York

Today, while I was getting out of the shower, I saw a spider climb into the ceiling vent. Wanting it to come out so I could kill it, I turned on the fan. It came out, along with a dozen of its friends. FML
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dcort 4

Yes, but it wasn't strong enough to suck the spiders in, so instead they all got scared and ran out....

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Top comments

that_one_guy54 3

The itsy bitsy spider went in the ceiling vent. I turned on the fan and - Oh **** there are spiders everywhere!

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goldfishgod 20

Shit like that is why I lay awake at night.

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Comments

Red_Wing_Nut44 14

I would probably have pissed and shit myself if I saw that.

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skoob1 12

It's okay when your in the shower 'cause nobody can see you... Hopefully...

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skoob1 12

It's okay to do that in the shower, 'cause nobody can see you... Hopefully...

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delevish 3

The only good spider is a dead spider. Keep fighting the good fight.

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Pandacupcakelove 26

Cool. I wasn't planning on sleeping tonight anyway

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Gymnastlevel10 0

Eeeeep I would have had a heart attack!!!

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immaMonsta 8

If that were me I'm pretty sure I would've died right then and there of a heart attack. FYL OP.

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MedKits 9

You realize 9 times out of 10 a spider isn't venomous, right? Do you know how many spider bites I've had to treat? A fuckton. Do you know how many times I've had to apply antivenin? Almost never.

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Furrywhiplash 14

I'll huff! And I'll puff!!!! And YOL TOOR SHUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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False_Stupidity 41

I had to give you a thumbs up #63 just for using a Skyrim reference that did not involve an arrow to the knee.

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SkoomaKi 27

Time to get the hose, and show the little bastards who wears the trousers in your house!

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False_Stupidity 41

Water doesn't seem to bother spiders that much.. I can just imagine the spiders grabbing tiny surf boards and taking advantage of the OP grabbing the hose.

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bizarre_ftw 21

Sprayable bleach?

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happyvocal 1

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPES EVERYWHERE

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crazyblackchick 0

You just ruined an awesome spider orgy. For shame!

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ERIKER 11

Why would you kill a spider???? They are useful, for example: they kill other animals like those annoying flies. They also don't do anything harmful to humans (they are only a bit creepy but that's all)

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TheFamilyElf 17

Hey, if they're just chilling outside, that's cool with me. When they invade my house and have spider parties in my fan... That's when I get serious.

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Furrywhiplash 14

It also depends on the spider, because you just implied that the brown recluse spider and the black widow spider don't harm humans...

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HolyPotato 9

Since when do spiders kill animals..?

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linkinpark98 23

94 - Ever hear of the Goliath bird eating spider? Look it up. :)

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

I can tell a lot of people Googled it simply by it being the third suggestion to pop up after just typing 'Goliath'.

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love_me_electric 20

94 - Last I checked spiders don't eat plants so what else are they supposed to eat?

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G97Alex 21

Though the black widow is notably poisonous, there is an extremely high chance of it not injecting its poison when it bites.

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