Animals: Today, while I was getting out of the shower, I saw a spider... - FML

By dcort - 08/04/2012 16:39 - United States - New York

Today, while I was getting out of the shower, I saw a spider climb into the ceiling vent. Wanting it to come out so I could kill it, I turned on the fan. It came out, along with a dozen of its friends. FML

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dcort 4

Monday 9 April 2012 19:08

Yes, but it wasn't strong enough to suck the spiders in, so instead they all got scared and ran out....

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that_one_guy54 3

Monday 9 April 2012 0:16

The itsy bitsy spider went in the ceiling vent. I turned on the fan and - Oh **** there are spiders everywhere!

goldfishgod 20

Monday 9 April 2012 0:15

Shit like that is why I lay awake at night.

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TheFamilyElf 17

Monday 9 April 2012 0:50

Now I have two reasons to feel creepy crawlies all over me for the rest of the evening! :)

gonad_gobbler 1

Monday 9 April 2012 0:53

This fml is fan-tastic

TheFamilyElf 17

Monday 9 April 2012 0:54

Oh dear... Oh dear, dear, dear. I could not finish my shower after that. OP, they're invading. Rid your home of them quickly before they start coming out of the walls. That's horror movie shit.

onealmxwilson 18

Monday 9 April 2012 3:14

You were reading this in the shower?

bizarre_ftw 21

Monday 9 April 2012 6:12

It's not video, you can read FML on your phone anywhere from the work to a restaurant to the bath

onealmxwilson 18

Monday 9 April 2012 22:49

She didn't say bath, she said shower. You try taking your phone in the shower and let me know how that works out for you.

bizarre_ftw 21

Tuesday 10 April 2012 1:33

I have and it works just fine

DaFloDo 5

Friday 13 April 2012 11:46

so, do you have a picture of you showering with your pohne to proof it? just kidding ... or am I ;)

Dallasluver19 14

Monday 9 April 2012 0:55

Oohh! That really sucks! I'm sorry. Call an exterminator:/

Helenarth 6

Monday 9 April 2012 0:56

There was a wasp in the bathroom when I was taking a shower earlier. I generally wouldn't give a **** if there are wasps/bees/spiders or whatever near me, but I don't want anything that might bite me nearby while I'm naked.

TALZZZ14 11

Monday 9 April 2012 1:00

I'm terrified of spiders...... ????

vbmg152 18

Monday 9 April 2012 1:14

Smooth move, Exlax!!!

hahayourmom101 5

Monday 9 April 2012 1:16

They were obviously having a spideey orgy. Abd you just had to want to join...

megahotXOXO 4

Monday 9 April 2012 1:26

I would scream! I hate spiders of any kind!

KendratheUnicorn 0

Monday 9 April 2012 1:27

Vents now scare me :(

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