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qyx3lmnop24 Napa, United States

Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML

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It sounds like he licks you.

ooohh thats so sexy

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Well it might not have worked on the face but good for you in the bed, he seems to love licking!!

Sounds like puppy love.

some weird fetishes

he's a keeper!

Did this guy happen to be a dog?

Hey at least you know he is really into you! You gotta take what you can get lol we dont always get what we ask for it in the way we would like. The saying be carful what you wish for comes to mind lol.

I feel your pain, Ive had this happen to me before. It's pretty nasty. But hey I would take it as a good sign. If he didn't like you, he wouldn't have just randomly licked your face. Or maybe he's just really strange and does that to everyone.

If licking you is wrong, he doesn't want to be right.

sounds like he got nervous, and reacted with something random.

thunderniron 22

Friend zone

More like man's-best-friendzone.