By qyx3lmnop24 - 20/12/2014 07:33 - United States - Napa

Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML
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BabyCakes818 16

Are you sure it wasn't a dog?

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Murkyy 15

You never use tongue the first time

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Ray_of_midnight 22

He's a cat and he's making sure you're clean.

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SasquatchDeluxe 10

On the bright side, I assume it cured you of your crush…

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thes7274473 19

Pat him on the head and say "Who's a good doggie?"

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concend_blk_guy 8

Besides being funny, this isn't to bad, he either likes u and got nervous, or knows u like him and he feels comfortable around u. Either way the ice is definitely broken, and it's your turn to make the next move, what ever it might be

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Malaki691 15

How could you let someone lick your face from chin to forhead? YDI..I would have hit that person in the throat..gross!!!

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