Intimacy: Today, while drinking at a bar with my girlfriend, my ex-girlfriend... - FML

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By Tim - 02/07/2013 15:43 - United States

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Today, while drinking at a bar with my girlfriend, my ex-girlfriend who I've been seeing on the side walked straight up to her, introducing herself as "the ex-girlfriend that he's been sleeping with for the past 3 months." FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 204

You deserved it 216 025

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Dearknon 4

Friday 2 July 2010 23:12

I'm the OP. Wasn't looking for sympathy. Was actually a very funny situation, since my GF immediately ignored my Ex and we continued with our night like normal. Haters gonna Hate. Sad part is now I'm losing the Ex because she's pissed my GF didn't believe her :D

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OhTyler 0

Friday 2 July 2010 19:04

You deserve it, you fat sack of shit.

cyaneyedangel 2

Friday 2 July 2010 19:06

Well, aren't you a charmer. Hopefully one of them remembers to punch you in the balls on their way out. Seriously, were you expecting anyone to have sympathy for you?

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jedwards09 0

Friday 2 July 2010 21:28

YDI. this isn't even an FML because it's your own ******* fault

flzxoxo 0

Friday 2 July 2010 21:29

how could u cheat on u'r gf like that?!!

emceemada 0

Friday 2 July 2010 21:35

YDI JACKASS

xesyeso 0

Friday 2 July 2010 21:37

fyl. (;

BeyondDespair 0

Friday 2 July 2010 21:39

LOL you're life is ******? How about your girlfriends. Your fault bitch.

pink_bambi 0

Friday 2 July 2010 21:41

haha u deserve it and so will my ex when his new gf gets the same ******* news in a few weeks man guys are dumb as shit

Nirah_fml 18

Saturday 3 July 2010 5:56

If that's implying that you're sleeping with your ex when you know he has a girlfriend, then you're just as bad. So **** you too!

SquaresviL7e 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 6:19

Agree with 313. pink_bambi, consider changing your handle to "black_kettle."

Angel1000168 16

Tuesday 26 June 2012 8:48

Just taking a guess, but maybe pink_bambi is suggesting that her ex is a cheating bastard who is no doubt cheating on his current GF...?

crystalponds 11

Friday 2 July 2010 21:42

So which one did you go home with? 

chrissaaababy 0

Friday 2 July 2010 21:43

I would beat some ass.

Blairb91 1

Friday 2 July 2010 21:43

Wow, you def deserved that. I hope the girlfriend believed the ex in this case.

pinkrangerx3 0

Friday 2 July 2010 21:44

wow ydi for being a hoe

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