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By Tim - 02/07/2013 15:43 - United States

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Today, while drinking at a bar with my girlfriend, my ex-girlfriend who I've been seeing on the side walked straight up to her, introducing herself as "the ex-girlfriend that he's been sleeping with for the past 3 months." FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 204
You deserved it 216 025

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I'm the OP. Wasn't looking for sympathy. Was actually a very funny situation, since my GF immediately ignored my Ex and we continued with our night like normal. Haters gonna Hate. Sad part is now I'm losing the Ex because she's pissed my GF didn't believe her :D

Top comments

You deserve it, you fat sack of shit.

cyaneyedangel 2

Well, aren't you a charmer. Hopefully one of them remembers to punch you in the balls on their way out. Seriously, were you expecting anyone to have sympathy for you?

Comments

annie_marie 0

what did you expect?? your an asshole

FMLcommenterGIRL 0

YDI for cheating and lying

You sick lying cheating bastard! How dare you betray your gfs trust like that!

tinybear93 0

"Seeing on the side"? And you have no guilt? Idiot. YDI.

hardcoreKY 0

That's an asshole move. You deserved it. Just saying.

I love mansluts. They think they're badass because they're ******* two women. The reality of it is, any woman who isn't a complete fug can walk up to nearly any guy in a bar, and offer to sleep with him, and the man will say "Yes." And, it isn't a matter of finding the man attractive in anyway. I have a lot of friends that will do that just to find as many desperate men as possible. I also don't know many women who get off during sex with their boyfriends. I account this to the growing number of men who look up things on the Internet about pleasuring a woman, things that usually don't even work. A lot of men also seem to believe that all women are the same, and what works on one woman will work on another. I think I need to let men in on a little secret: You know that G-Spot thing that the Internet raves over? A lot of women actually hate having that touched, or don't get anything out of it at all. Shoot. Also, cheating, lying ****** are awful. Whether male or female. I pity the person who is so unsure of what they want, they have to be in two relationships at once to feel that they're getting their needs met

I agree with the last bit, usmcbunny. However, as I have no experience what-so-ever with the first three things, I can't agree or disagree with it. But I'll have to look up that bit about the G-spot. I didn't know that about myself. Hmmm. The wonders I'll have to look forward to when I'm of the Age Of Consent! If all these cheating FMLs are anything to go by, I suppose...

I don't buy it about the girls not getting off. Unless they can fake their entire physiological response... which may be. I guess I'll never really know.

What do you mean by psychological response, aard?

*physiological, I think he meant women who can have their whole body fake an ******. I think aardvark needs to realise that the G-spot *is* a fairytale for a lot of women. :P maybe he just got lucky with his women.

Catherine012, the creepers just seem to follow you wherever you go... :/