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By Tim - 02/07/2013 15:43 - United States

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Today, while drinking at a bar with my girlfriend, my ex-girlfriend who I've been seeing on the side walked straight up to her, introducing herself as "the ex-girlfriend that he's been sleeping with for the past 3 months." FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 204
You deserved it 216 025

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I'm the OP. Wasn't looking for sympathy. Was actually a very funny situation, since my GF immediately ignored my Ex and we continued with our night like normal. Haters gonna Hate. Sad part is now I'm losing the Ex because she's pissed my GF didn't believe her :D

Top comments

You deserve it, you fat sack of shit.

cyaneyedangel 2

Well, aren't you a charmer. Hopefully one of them remembers to punch you in the balls on their way out. Seriously, were you expecting anyone to have sympathy for you?

Comments

dugumit 0

u got what u deserved get over it.

why do people cheat? it seems really stupid to do that. I mean, why put the other person through a terrible heart break? YFDI YOU BASTARD

cheerbby43 0
nonofurearwax 0

A few months ago, whilst in a bar with my boyfriend, a girl walked up to me and introduced me as the ex-girlfriend my boyfriend's been sleeping with on the side for the past 3 months. Today, I have my court case because I've been convicted of murdering him by stabbing him multiple times in the balls. FML

you're kinda ******* scary. he cheated so he deserves to die? what about all those slag ****** out there that **** over decent guys?stab them too

I agree 193. It goes both ways. I hate cheaters =x.

Urmm... you kinda deserved it, cheating is way low hun :/ bit lame if you cant stick to one gal

YDI for being a cheating scumbag however your GF didn't

I'm the OP. Wasn't looking for sympathy. Was actually a very funny situation, since my GF immediately ignored my Ex and we continued with our night like normal. Haters gonna Hate. Sad part is now I'm losing the Ex because she's pissed my GF didn't believe her :D

"Today, I found out my ex was using me for sex, and then when she got tired of my small dick she busted me for cheating. I tried to make myself feel better by telling strangers on the internet that I'm actually a total player, but nobody bought it. FML."

The sad part is you. Never before has a person inspired such disdain and disgust in me. I hope you end up lonely and morbidly obese, disinherited by your own mother because she can't stand the sight of you.

mowmowlife 21

Please be a good for nothing troll that's too wimpy to carry out a stunt like that

still_guns 16
tiffyxmac 0

YDI for being a fckin cheater!!