Work: Today, while at work, a customer came up to me, stuck his finger... - FML

By Confused and Disgusted - 23/02/2015 23:42 - United States - Sparta

Today, while at work, a customer came up to me, stuck his finger in my armpit, then licked his finger. FML

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By 911 - 13/11/2008 03:57 - France

Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML

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By thinkimquitting - 25/06/2012 21:49 - Australia - Yarraville

Today, my boss grabbed my arm, raised it above my head, closed my other hand into a fist, and pushed it into his armpit. After staring at me for several seconds, he winked and left without saying a word. This isn't the weirdest thing he's done, and I'm actually starting to fear for my safety. FML

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By Kate - 17/10/2011 02:50 - United States

Today, I was chatting with a customer who comes regularly to my job. He sticks his hand out and I put my hand on his, thinking he's giving me a high five. He was just waiting for his receipt. FML

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By -- - 04/09/2011 16:42 - Canada

Today, at my dental practice, we received a shipment of the stupid flavoured gloves my boss ordered to make the place more "friendly to the kids". I started working in an adult patient's mouth, when he decided to start creepily making out with my fingers. FML

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By maddie - 15/05/2020 05:00

Today, while I was working the drive-thru window, a customer sneezed into his hand and then handed me his money. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, at work, I was walking to the back office, and I didn't know my manager was following me. After I walked through the door, without looking, I reached behind me to close it. Instead of grabbing the door handle, I got a handful of his crotch. FML

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By fired - 23/11/2010 13:41 - United States

Today, my boss was being a total asshole. While in the bathroom, he turned his back on me, so I gave him the finger, mouthed obscenities, and pantomimed stabbing him with a knife. He was looking in the mirror and saw everything. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2011 20:06 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with a client, when the gum I was casually chewing fell out of my mouth and down my shirt. While I was trying to dig it out, two of our newest customers walked into the lobby to see what looked like me fondling my breasts. FML

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You what now?

By foshizzle - 25/04/2012 06:46 - United States - Orlando

Today, while at work, a man grabbed my beard, said it was impressive, and then uttered the words, "I love you." FML

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By beckbm23 - 21/11/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML

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MDoremis 38

Tuesday 24 February 2015 9:18

That is so disgusting.

abattior 18

Tuesday 24 February 2015 9:58

A customer came up to OP and he stick up his finger to OP's armpit and he then licked it.

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vikky538 28

Tuesday 24 February 2015 13:48

tell him that's not the right way to check the temperatures...

Gillett 23

Tuesday 24 February 2015 18:39

I know huh! Tell him rectal is the best way!

tdawg91 17

Tuesday 24 February 2015 13:56

He was just getting to know you through pheromones ...... But seriously that's so disgusting, I hope you poked his eyes

vlalam 24

Tuesday 24 February 2015 14:02

what...

rmllavaneras 19

Tuesday 24 February 2015 14:37

"That's how we're like in Jersey" just got taken to a WHOLE NEW LEVEL!

StarDust5921 16

Tuesday 24 February 2015 14:44

It could have been a dare. Has anyone seen a show called Impractical Jokers? This reminds me of an episode where the loser had to stick a random strangers toe in his mouth. It was so disgusting but I laughed my ass off at the same time.

linnie_wesker 20

Tuesday 24 February 2015 15:17

#42 It doesn't matter if it was a dare or not... if that happened to me I'd scream at the guy and call the police.

StarDust5921 16

Tuesday 24 February 2015 19:20

I didn't say it justified his actions. I was just speculating. If it were me in the situation, I would have given the guy a swift right hook for touching me.

J483 12

Tuesday 24 February 2015 15:17

All I'm wondering is where you work.

Georgiegirl999 8

Tuesday 24 February 2015 15:35

How did he get that close to you.....

stephanyovalle 15

Tuesday 24 February 2015 15:45

I got many questions. How in the world does this happen? How did he come so near to you to reach your armpit? ... Why did you have your armpits exposed? What the actual ****? This is so wrong in so many levels

Metthew 15

Tuesday 24 February 2015 15:47

Well, that's really uncomfortable.

Dick_diamond 22

Tuesday 24 February 2015 15:54

Takes "finger licking good" to a whole 'nother level.. Creep alert

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