Today, while at the laundry mat, an old man kept putting extra quarters in my dryer. I didn't realize until a while later what he'd done, just so he could keep watching me bend over to see how much time was left. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at the laundromat. I loaded a huge load into the top dryer, put all the quarters in, and started the bottom one. I realized my mistake when I came to check on it. FML
Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML
Today, I did laundry at a laundromat for the first time. I then folded everything on the table, until an old man tapped my shoulder and said, “Uh, those are my socks.” I'd neatly folded his entire load of laundry. He took it back without a word. FML
Today, I was in the changing room at the local YMCA. I went to use the hair dryer but couldn't because a naked old man was bent over, butt cheeks spread wide with his hands, and ass aimed at the dryer. He seemed to be enjoying it. FML
Today, I went to do the laundry at my hotel. I had just enough money for my two loads. After getting frustrated with the washer taking two of my quarters and giving no credit, I took the clothes out. The washer then locked the door shut and started without my clothes. FML
Today, I saw a hot guy at the laundromat. Wanting an excuse to talk to him, I tossed a pair of my red underwear into his washer. What I didn't realize was that he was washing his whites. Thanks to me, he now has an entire load of pink shirts and boxers. FML
Today, I spent over $20 at the laundromat doing two weeks of laundry, just to avoid using the facilities in my apartment complex and having to deal with my creepy landlord trying to steal my underwear again. FML
Today, after scouring my apartment for quarters to do laundry, I found the correct amount of change. The change got jammed in the washing machine. I now have no more quarters, and my clothes are caked with soap from washing them in the sink. FML
Today, I finally got around to doing laundry. The washing machines in my condominium building take about an hour to do a load. When I returned to throw my clothes in a dryer, I realized they were never washed in the first place. I used my card and detergent to pay for another person's laundry. FML
Today, I went to the laundromat for the first time. I fit all of my clothes into two washers. Not knowing where to put the soap in, I asked a man doing his laundry, "Excuse me, where do I put the soap in?". He replied, "Ma'am, those are the dryers." FML
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skittihorse 8
Smart old man.
chong420 0
You must have a nice ass
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Comments (176)
charlie99_fml 0
Take it as a compliment
max500 4
Really, "laundry mat"? How has no one else noticed this massive failure yet? It's "laundromat".
geon_olam 17
so massive!
McMan 23
You noticed that but not the fact that it says "keep" instead of "kept"?
max500 4
I was too distracted by "laundry mat". My head exploded after that.
rofflewaffle 9
Same! Bleh. Laundrymat sounds so redneck.
AshleyCole 0
How do you know that for sure? Maybe he was checking to see if you had any holes in your pants..
kemando 22
#smart
cryssycakesx3 23
get out.
Slimtim156 0
Aye, the guy was obviously complementing u on that ass.
Sweetcupcakes123 6
He hangs out at laundromats, which means he probably doesn't have a wife, friends, cable, or a computer. And obviously his cats can't please him the same way. Give the poor guy a break.
KiddNYC1O 22
kept*
lmaoatall 6
You need to take that ass to the coin operated car wash. Maybe you'll get a free wax job! Giggidy!
sharktat2 10
Freak on a leash!
coyfish 0
You get his number?